May 23, 2011 at 10:01 am
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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May 23, 2011 at 10:04 am
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Huh, I never knew I was an expert in PERL!
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May 23, 2011 at 10:08 am
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Huh, I never knew I was an expert in PERL!
You are. You're also an expert in MySQL, Apache, and Linux
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 23, 2011 at 10:10 am
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Huh, I never knew I was an expert in PERL!
You are. You're also an expert in MySQL, Apache, and Linux
Awesome! (and good guesses.) I'll have to ask for a raise.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
May 23, 2011 at 10:15 am
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Huh, I never knew I was an expert in PERL!
You are. You're also an expert in MySQL, Apache, and Linux
Awesome! (and good guesses.) I'll have to ask for a raise.
Also, why is it LAMP instead of PALM?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 23, 2011 at 10:17 am
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Huh, I never knew I was an expert in PERL!
You are. You're also an expert in MySQL, Apache, and Linux
Awesome! (and good guesses.) I'll have to ask for a raise.
Also, why is it LAMP instead of PALM?
Because everyone knows PALMistry is nonsense?
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
--------------------------------------
It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
May 23, 2011 at 10:20 am
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Huh, I never knew I was an expert in PERL!
You are. You're also an expert in MySQL, Apache, and Linux
Awesome! (and good guesses.) I'll have to ask for a raise.
Also, why is it LAMP instead of PALM?
Because everyone knows PALMistry is nonsense?
It's not like LAMP is very enlightening is it? I think they would get more run with face-PALM than LAMP.:-P
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 23, 2011 at 10:23 am
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Huh, I never knew I was an expert in PERL!
You are. You're also an expert in MySQL, Apache, and Linux
Awesome! (and good guesses.) I'll have to ask for a raise.
Also, why is it LAMP instead of PALM?
Because everyone knows PALMistry is nonsense?
It's not like LAMP is very enlightening is it? I think they would get more run with face-PALM than LAMP.:-P
Maybe it isn't that it is enlightening, but that it turns them on?
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
--------------------------------------
It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
May 23, 2011 at 10:25 am
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Huh, I never knew I was an expert in PERL!
You are. You're also an expert in MySQL, Apache, and Linux
Awesome! (and good guesses.) I'll have to ask for a raise.
Also, why is it LAMP instead of PALM?
Because everyone knows PALMistry is nonsense?
It's not like LAMP is very enlightening is it? I think they would get more run with face-PALM than LAMP.:-P
Maybe it isn't that it is enlightening, but that it turns them on?
:Whistling::unsure:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 23, 2011 at 10:29 am
Jim Murphy (5/20/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/20/2011)
For any interested, my recent exam experience is posted.Nice job Jason! I'm a little late posting since I've been traveling since SQLRally ended.
I too have no certs and am studying for my very first one. I'll take it when I get a few more clock cycles to get back to it. Phew. Tons of activity working on some cool UG stuff here in Austin, TX with Wes.
I am glad that you took the cert test and passed. That is great.
Thanks Jim
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 23, 2011 at 10:47 am
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
Me too, it would make finding a job easier because everyone would be as honest as I am.
This comment spawned a great set of comments.
Jack Corbett
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May 23, 2011 at 11:04 am
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
Bwahahahahaha. Nice one.
Jim Murphy
http://www.sqlwatchmen.com
@SQLMurph
May 23, 2011 at 11:15 am
Greg Edwards-268690 (5/23/2011)
If you want feedback, I could run this by a coworker or two.Kind of applies to our job, building the data warehouse. 🙂
Or that's the theory....
If you let me have an email address I'll send you the current drafts of the 1NF and 2NF notes.
Tom
May 23, 2011 at 11:22 am
SQLRNNR (5/23/2011)
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Jack Corbett (5/23/2011)
Just because I've touched it doesn't mean I'm an expert.It doesn't? Really?
😉
Wish more people thought that way.
No experts are those who have heard of it and never touched it 😀
If it's like OO Programming was a quarter of a century back, the real experts were those who had never heard of the new buzzword ("Object Oriented") but had been doing it for ten years or more before an "expert" invented the term and pretended that it had new content.
Tom
May 23, 2011 at 11:28 am
GilaMonster (5/23/2011)
Now this is funny...http://blog.jitbit.com/2011/05/what-if-drivers-were-hired-like.html
giggle snicker ROFLcopter.
Thanks Gail, I had to pass that one along round my local folks...
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