Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    [rant]

    I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

    [/rant]

    I think I need to read some of Celko's responses so I can do a better job of expressing myself when I answer some of the questions.



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  • Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    [rant]

    I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

    [/rant]

    I think I need to read some of Celko's responses so I can do a better job of expressing myself when I answer some of the questions.

    LOL!

    So, you want to come across as arrogant, obnoxious, and condescending in the shortest possible number of words? Well, you've picked an excellent mentor for that!:w00t:

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  • Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    [rant]

    I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

    [/rant]

    I think I need to read some of Celko's responses so I can do a better job of expressing myself when I answer some of the questions.

    Here, Alvin... does this help?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1009527.aspx


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  • Craig Farrell (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    [rant]

    I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

    [/rant]

    I think I need to read some of Celko's responses so I can do a better job of expressing myself when I answer some of the questions.

    Here, Alvin... does this help?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1009527.aspx

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    How much you want to bet the OP isgoing to come back with another question?????????????



    Alvin Ramard
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  • Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    [rant]

    I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

    [/rant]

    I think I need to read some of Celko's responses so I can do a better job of expressing myself when I answer some of the questions.

    Here, Alvin... does this help?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1009527.aspx

    How much you want to bet the OP isgoing to come back with another question?????????????

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    Probably. k? kk. kkk? No, kk. k? DAmmit, kk. kkk, kk? GYEAH! FINE! kkk. k!


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  • GilaMonster (10/22/2010)


    I love this reply from one of the regulars over at SQLTeam

    Have a look at your post and then think about if we can understand what you want...

    It's an old classic reply, appeared on bitnet lists long before we had a wwweb (first time I saw it was on a functional programming list in response to an incomprehensible query about object orientation, I can't remember who replied - I seem to remember it being Simon Peyton-Jones but that must be wrong, I'm sure it wasn't because he was too damn nice to write that).

    Tom

  • WayneS (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    I think I need to read some of Celko's responses so I can do a better job of expressing myself when I answer some of the questions.

    LOL!

    So, you want to come across as arrogant, obnoxious, and condescending in the shortest possible number of words? Well, you've picked an excellent mentor for that!:w00t:

    Rubbish. He's second rate at it - even I can come across more arrogantly obnoxious and condescending in far fewer words if I try. And I'm far (very far indeed) from the only regular contributor to SQLServerCentral who can do that. It's just that Celko is so boringly obvious about it that he makes you think he's uniquely good at it.

    Tom

  • Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    [rant]

    I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

    [/rant]

    Here's a somewhat inebriated response to your rant:-

    If SSIS is such a crap product that capable people can't learn to use it by playing at the UI without reading the documentation, then it's a waste of space. And if it isn't, why should people capable of learning spend time on learning how to use it before they try it? (After all, a decade ago precisely that consideration was what was so wonderful about SQL Server 2000 compared to, for example, DB2 - and why I threw DB2 out of my shop.)

    My conclusion: either you are over-fond of a crap product, or you are misinterpreting the problems that you see (treating lack of the ability to learn/understand as laziness, which is not what it is - it's lack of ability).

    Probably if I were sober I wouldn't say that; but I'd still believe it. And that it's evey manager's and senior dba's responsibility to try to educate people so as to elimninate that lack of ability.

    Tom

  • Personally I learnt SSIS with almost no reference to the docs (other than some of the SSIS expression 'language' and some error handling practices)

    I did, however, play around with it until I was comfortable and knew what the various tasks were for before I tried doing something complex. I suspect what's happening is that people are starting straight with the complex stuff.

    'I'll write a package that imports 26 text files of different structures does complex stuff and then writes into 5 databases and I'll have it done tomorrow'

    It's like anything, either you need to play around or hit the docs before doing something complex, or allow far more time than necessary for investigation and rework

    We wouldn't suggest someone writes complex procs without knowing what SELECT does. We wouldn't say write an enterprise application without knowing the first thing about C#/VB.net/other front end language of choice. Same thing with SSIS.

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  • The key to learning SSIS, at least for me, was to learn to trust the pipeline. As soon as you focus your efforts around keeping the data in the pipeline, avoid any & all tendencies towards scripting, it actually gets easy pretty quick.

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  • Tom.Thomson (10/22/2010)


    WayneS (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    I think I need to read some of Celko's responses so I can do a better job of expressing myself when I answer some of the questions.

    LOL!

    So, you want to come across as arrogant, obnoxious, and condescending in the shortest possible number of words? Well, you've picked an excellent mentor for that!:w00t:

    Rubbish. He's second rate at it - even I can come across more arrogantly obnoxious and condescending in far fewer words if I try. And I'm far (very far indeed) from the only regular contributor to SQLServerCentral who can do that. It's just that Celko is so boringly obvious about it that he makes you think he's uniquely good at it.

    After thinking about Celko's responses, you're right. Maybe I should have said "So, you want to come across as arrogant, obnoxious and condescending in a verbose way?" He's definitely not short of words when he does it!

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • With regards to SSIS, I always advise a team of programmers to learn it, just like they would learn any other programing engine.

    It is very powerful, but there can be dozens of things that can kill your app. and then it's a struggle to figure out what the xyz is going wrong.

    I'm not comfortable with it because it fails where DTS used to just do it.

    copy a table from a to b, including the data can cause SSIS to fail because the generated flow doesn't set the null settings in the source object.

    Seems more like a product of the dark side, to much knobs and bolts and obscure messages.

    :w00t:

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  • Tom.Thomson (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    [rant]

    I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

    [/rant]

    Here's a somewhat inebriated response to your rant:-

    If SSIS is such a crap product that capable people can't learn to use it by playing at the UI without reading the documentation, then it's a waste of space. And if it isn't, why should people capable of learning spend time on learning how to use it before they try it? (After all, a decade ago precisely that consideration was what was so wonderful about SQL Server 2000 compared to, for example, DB2 - and why I threw DB2 out of my shop.)

    My conclusion: either you are over-fond of a crap product, or you are misinterpreting the problems that you see (treating lack of the ability to learn/understand as laziness, which is not what it is - it's lack of ability).

    Probably if I were sober I wouldn't say that; but I'd still believe it. And that it's evey manager's and senior dba's responsibility to try to educate people so as to elimninate that lack of ability.

    I disagree. I don't necessarily think it is as much a lack of ability to learn as never having learned how to research something for yourself. I learned SSIS both by playing around with the interface and by reading a book, but the biggest learning moments came when I found myself thinking "How do I do that?" and went on line or back to my book or to the bookstore and searched until I found the answer. Heck, that's how I taught myself SQL Server, CLR, VB, ASPs, etc...

    Once you learn how to research or more fundamentally, learn how to learn you're at least armed with the tools that eliminate 90% of the sloppy questions Alvin is annoyed with 90% of the time. And even then, you've at least learned to formulate your question in an understandable manner. I don't think it is a lack of ability so much as a lack of adequate basic preparation.

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  • Grant Fritchey (10/23/2010)


    The key to learning SSIS, at least for me, was to learn to trust the pipeline. As soon as you focus your efforts around keeping the data in the pipeline, avoid any & all tendencies towards scripting, it actually gets easy pretty quick.

    I've noticed an unfortunate tendency for people trying to explain how to perform different tasks in SSIS on other sites to jump right to scripting when they don't need to. For example, I needed to use variables to find files named in a particular pattern, like "abc" + currentdate + "_" + random numbers + ".xml" What I found on-line was mostly people showing how to do scripting in SSIS as opposed to DTS, but I didn't want to jump right into scripting, it seemed too basic not to be possible in SSIS.

    Sure enough, I played around with variables and the For Each control and it works just fine without any scripting at all.

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  • ALZDBA (10/23/2010)


    With regards to SSIS, I always advise a team of programmers to learn it, just like they would learn any other programing engine.

    It is very powerful, but there can be dozens of things that can kill your app. and then it's a struggle to figure out what the xyz is going wrong.

    I'm not comfortable with it because it fails where DTS used to just do it.

    copy a table from a to b, including the data can cause SSIS to fail because the generated flow doesn't set the null settings in the source object.

    Seems more like a product of the dark side, to much knobs and bolts and obscure messages.

    :w00t:

    I agree about the obscure messages. Microsoft really needs to work on those or just throw up a message that says "Oh Noez! Something Happened!" because it would save me a lot of time trying to figure out what the hell they mean.

    The rest of it though? Once I started working with it, it seems really easy. I especially like that if I use the wizards for a process, I can open the resulting package and see how it did it. I learned some good things about performing backups that way.

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