Lost that Single-User Connection?
You have changed your database to single_user mode to do a task. As you go about your business, you lose...
2013-05-06
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You have changed your database to single_user mode to do a task. As you go about your business, you lose...
2013-05-06
787 reads
It’s the start of the month of May, or at least the first Monday in May. Hopefully you aren’t nursing...
2013-05-06
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This is going to be a simplest way of capturing and sending some useful information via an email of ‘N’...
2013-05-06
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I’ve been getting a funky error with a new Powershell script, running as a SQL Agent job step. Let’s pretend for the...
2013-05-06
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One of the Microsoft’s recommendation for optimizing the tempDB performance is to make each tempdb data file the same size. Today,...
2013-05-06
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To identify default data and log directories in SQL Server 2012 you can use SERVERPROPERTY() function. In SQL Server 2012...
2013-05-06
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I am pleased to be selected to present a session on Analysis Services at the Atlanta SQLSaturday this May 18th...
2013-05-06
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I know that it has been a while, and I apologize. I have been traveling around the U.S. evangelizing SQL...
2013-05-06
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In my last post, I discussed about the quantitative KPIs which, to me, are useful for “outsiders”, i.e. non-DBAs, to...
2013-05-04
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It seems that with the Disney purchase of Star Wars this past year that May the Fourth is coming on...
2013-05-04
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By Steve Jones
I have a presentation on finding balance in your career that got quite a...
By Brian Kelley
But as I've matured over the years, I came to realize that I needed...
By alevyinroc
I will be presenting my latest session, Documenting Your Work for Worry-Free Vacations, in-person...
I have a table with latitude longitude in the format. 45.123456 , -111.123456 ,...
Team, I'm trying to figure out what will be the best recommendation to configure...
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