When Is A Windows 2000 Reboot Required?
and other Windows 2000 humor:
From a Usenet post:
If you use Windows, you know that it likes to be rebooted for the most
trivial changes. I was chatting recently with a friend who mentioned that
Windows 2000 has only 13 instances where it must be rebooted. I replied,
"Yeah, 9am, 10am, 11am ..."