That's the nicest thing I've heard him called
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, a doctor and the
old man were discussing Bush's health care reform ideas. The old man said,
"Well, ya know, old Bush is a post turtle."
So, not knowing what he
meant the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.
He said, "When your
driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself,
he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you
just want to help the poor thing down."
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