That's the nicest thing I've heard him called

,

That's the nicest thing I've heard him called

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, a doctor and the

old man were discussing Bush's health care reform ideas. The old man said,

"Well, ya know, old Bush is a post turtle."

So, not knowing what he

meant the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

He said, "When your

driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle

balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself,

he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you

just want to help the poor thing down."


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