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SQL Queries Are Coming To Town

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(to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better not hint
You want to index
Cursors are bad
I'm telling you why

SQL Server Queries are coming to town

A new version in 08
And a Service Pack, too
Good code is still something we know we have to do

SQL Server Queries are coming to town

 

Jobs run when you are sleeping
Queries crawl when you are out
Cleaning up code; it's a daily chore
So be sure there's none in your wake

O!

You better learn more
2009 is the year
More new SQL than ever to hear
In SQL Server Queries, this year

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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