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SQL Queries Are Coming To Town

  • December 24, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    #203285

    Comments posted to this topic are about the item SQL Queries Are Coming To Town

  • December 24, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    #917600

    My wife didn't get it but I was entertained. Thanks! 😉

    David

    @SQLTentmaker

    “He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose” - Jim Elliot

  • December 24, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    #917609

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    Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

    Our thoughts and prayers with all those who are serving our country in foreign lands and our away from family and friends this season!

    My God keep you safe and bring you all home!

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  • December 25, 2008 at 4:34 am

    #917625

    Wonderful, Excellent one Steve

    Merry Christmas! to all of you in this forum ....

    :w00t:

  • December 25, 2008 at 9:04 am

    #917640

    Thanks and enjoy yourself today. No work allowed!

  • December 25, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    #917664

    I really enjoy it.

    Merry Xmas and happy holiday to all SSC folks !

    JY

  • December 26, 2008 at 8:31 am

    #917802

    Hahahah we all are SQL Server geeks =D

    Happy holidays everyone!

  • December 26, 2008 at 11:26 am

    #917883

    Good singing Steve! I got a kick out of it. Thank you all at SSC for everything you do!

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

  • December 29, 2008 at 8:12 am

    #918390

    Wonderful...brought a tear to my eye!

    The Redneck DBA

  • December 29, 2008 at 8:23 am

    #918395

    Hopefully not an ache to your ear! :w00t:

    Thanks

  • December 29, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    #918570

    OMG. That was terrible!

  • December 29, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    #918573

    Steve Jones - Editor (12/29/2008)

    Hopefully not an ache to your ear! :w00t:

    Thanks

    No, it was a tear of Joy!

    The Redneck DBA

  • December 29, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    #918607

    Steve, don't quit your day job! Oh wait... that is your day job. :ermm:

    but seriously, Thanks!

  • December 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    #918695

    Uoumph! I once wished I could sing like Burl Ives... BWAA-HAA!!! Now I wish you could! 😛

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • December 30, 2008 at 3:27 am

    #918897

    lol, that was rubbish! Try this, to the tune of Santa Baby...

    SQL baby,

    Search a table using a key, for me

    I need that result set

    SQL baby, so hurry up with my rows tonight

    SQL baby,

    Maybe a query that's new, like pass-through

    I'll try my hardest

    SQL baby, so hurry up with my rows tonight

    Think of all the data I've missed

    The queries where I never used exist

    Next year I'll try and be oh so good

    If I provide a proper parameter list

    SQL honey, I wanna use commands like 'and'

    and 'not'

    I've been trying all year

    SQL baby, so hurry up with my rows tonight

    SQL baby, I think my table needs an index, constraint checks,

    Run a little quicker

    SQL baby, so hurry up with my rows tonight

    SQL baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a lock

    I don't mean a padlock

    SQL baby, so hurry up with my rows tonight

    SQL baby, so hurry up with my rows tonight

    SQL baby, so hurry up with my rows tonight

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