You better not type

You better not parse

You better not

I'm telling you why

New SELECT queries are coming to town

They've been working real hard

For five long years

Putting in features

To make you smile

And new SELECT queries are coming to town.

The boy and girl DBAs

Have lots of brand new tools

From RANK and TILE and SHOWPLAN_XML

To CTEs, TVFs, and recursive functions

So, you better read lot

Better not cry

There's lots to learn

I'm telling you why

New SELECT queries are coming to town.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!