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Database Haiku


Server is lifeless

The customer is distraught

Where is the backup?


Performance is slow

All the disk drives are busy

Where was the where clause?


As leaves fall from trees

Drive enclosure falls to floor

Time to visit Dice


Dynamic SQL Or SQL stored procedure

Which one should I choose?


To be certified Or not to be certified

That is the question



Would be nice to see,

said I As snow falls outside


In darkness I lie

The pager sounds so shrill

I'll make the coffee


The server is built

Everything is now installed

What was the password?


No changes made I

Says the developer to me

Void is the table


Robin plucks some seed

On the porch while eyeing me

Wireless is so fine


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