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Great, thanks. I think I will use the method of using a stored procedures to bring the data over to the same server and re-create the view without using the...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 12, 2007 at 7:14 am
Hello,
Thanks for your reply. The reason I am using a view is that that is what is being used currently. I can ask to change to using a stored procedure...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 9, 2007 at 8:28 am
Ha, ha, yes that is true. I didn't mean *this current* government. 🙂 Also, and I don't know exactly how this could be done, but I also didn't necessarily mean...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 9, 2007 at 7:27 am
Yes, the government does need to get involved. Private companies are too subject to personal interests to serve as the safeguards of people's ultimate identity protection. That said, though, laws...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 8, 2007 at 5:36 am
I recently saw an episode about a lost-at-sea search. It was a History Channel show about the Bermuda Triangle. I know it sounds hokey, but the episode was actually very...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 2, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Thanks for the editorial and the pointer to the article.
This piece reminds me of a great book I read a while ago: The Cuckoo's Egg, by Cliff Stoll.
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 1, 2007 at 8:29 am
Tim,
Thanks for your help!
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 31, 2007 at 7:40 pm
That's sad news indeed. As others have said, all bodies of water need to be respected. But there is also the possibility that even after such respect is granted, the...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 31, 2007 at 7:33 am
I'm sure Steve thinks we're a rather mischievous bunch whether we're trolling or trawling! 🙂
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 30, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I don't mean to pick on spelling (I'm no expert myself, goodness knows), but this sounded funny:
"So imagine you're doing your good dead for the day..."
A little gruesome,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 30, 2007 at 9:38 am
Thanks. I have probably stumbled onto a version of one of the methods before, but I appreciate your taking the time to write it down so others can keep it...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 29, 2007 at 7:52 am
This is a very good point. I like both the article *and* the fact that there is a discussion forum for it. I also have a suggestion for alerting readers...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 26, 2007 at 2:57 pm
PS, I am working my way through the links and they are really good.
I jumped right to this link, just to think about "defensive database administration," as it were (like...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 24, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Thanks for your reply!
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 24, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Thanks for your reply!
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 24, 2007 at 12:26 pm
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