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I'm starting to think the same thing. I found this page in a Google search:
http://jimmers.info/kb/VTables.txt
The file is titled "Undocumented virtual tables for Microsoft SQL Server 2000 SP3" and it has...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 29, 2008 at 2:35 pm
GilaMonster (7/29/2008)
I would suggest you set up a...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 29, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Dev (7/25/2008)
I would also like to know if this is possible?
Dev,
Here is a trace template definition I used that you may want to try. (It's for SQL 2000 Profiler,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 25, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (7/24/2008)
You can profile at the statement level, which I think will catch statements inside stored procedures.
Thanks, Steve, this lead was very helpful! It took me a...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm
GilaMonster (7/15/2008)
Have a look at the server that's the source of this. See what you can see...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 15, 2008 at 7:50 am
jpowers (7/14/2008)
Did anyone else notice the date for this QOTD is a month in the future?Doc Brown rules!
:blink:
Yes, I did. Time travel is real! 🙂
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 15, 2008 at 7:47 am
GilaMonster (7/15/2008)
Shouldn't do.What user and application are you seeing those statements from? What SPID?
The SPID was 206. The user was the user we set up for the linked server...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 15, 2008 at 7:43 am
SQL ORACLE (7/14/2008)
Did you check the setting of the update statistics for each database?
Thank you for your response.
Do you mean the 'Auto Update Statistics' option in the Options tab of...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 14, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Great question. I was guessing on this one, and I almost picked the right answer. But the Backup choice lured me away. 🙂
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 14, 2008 at 8:31 am
This is a great question to keep people from cheating by running it. 🙂
Cheers,
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 11, 2008 at 8:01 am
Here are my two cents.
Motivation:
I think most people who go for an MBA want it to help them with the starting salary, not necessarily with the subsequent yearly increases. In...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 10, 2008 at 8:51 am
Steve,
In your editorial you write, "I'm not sure why I was picked."
That's very humble. But as someone who has benefited from the SQL expertise that you and many others bring...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 9, 2008 at 10:21 am
Excellent parody - a perfect balance of humor and poignancy. Thanks!
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 3, 2008 at 8:45 am
Thanks so much for the replies.
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2008 at 7:47 am
Timothy Baker (6/13/2008)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2008 at 7:39 am
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