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Forgive me the indulgence of replying "cold" - I normally read through as many of the existing comments as I can, but for now I want to make one quick...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 21, 2010 at 7:06 am
Lynn Pettis (1/20/2010)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 20, 2010 at 8:50 am
Thanks, Greg,
Your advice is useful even though we don't use cubes. Especially the considerations about exceptions. I think it's the exceptions that have caused me the greatest amount of extra...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 14, 2010 at 8:25 am
Kenneth Wymore (1/14/2010)
Doh! I read the question too fast and answered incorrectly. Good QOTD.
Double Doh! I also read too quickly and didn't register that it was asking about the parameter...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 14, 2010 at 7:34 am
Hello Jack,
Thank you for your help. I will include your advice in my planning.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 13, 2010 at 8:02 am
I am with those who want points for picking "Operator." This is merely anecdotal, but I visualized replacing IN with = or > and it seems like they all serve...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 7, 2010 at 7:36 am
Dave Ballantyne (1/4/2010)
Lynn Pettis (1/4/2010)
A true master knows when they know less than others think they know.Very Zen like, wasnt that a line in Karate Kid II ? 😀
Speaking of...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Vinay Thakur-585143 (12/29/2009)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm
sjimmo (12/29/2009)
To be fair
We must remember that many people from many countries and cultures post here and we (Americans/English speaking majority) shouold not want to discourage anyone because of their...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 29, 2009 at 10:27 am
timfle (12/29/2009)
grammar incorrect
does anyone read the questions before they are posted?
OH - now I understand - the proof reading is outsourced to a foreign country where...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 29, 2009 at 8:47 am
I have to agree with the comments that the question was poorly worded. I would have gotten the question wrong anyway, but I couldn't even hazard a decent guess based...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 29, 2009 at 8:21 am
GilaMonster (12/4/2009)
Does the maintenance plan log or SQL error log show something more useful?
Thanks - so far, I haven't found anything useful to pinpoint the cause. Do you have any...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 4, 2009 at 8:30 am
joeroshan (12/4/2009)
webrunner (12/3/2009)
What is strange is that the database backup files are in their correct locations. So it looks like the backups completed successfully. Yet the error has me uneasy...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 4, 2009 at 8:29 am
muthukkumaran (12/4/2009)
... snip ...
Hi,
Execute & Post the result
Select @@version
Here is what the system returned:
Microsoft SQL Server 2005 - 9.00.3080.00 (X64) Sep 6 2009 09:15:46 Copyright...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 4, 2009 at 8:25 am
Stuart Davies (12/3/2009)
San-847017 (12/2/2009)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 3, 2009 at 8:18 am
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