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dbowlin (4/3/2010)
It is learning about things like this....one little BIT at a time that make me better and better. Thanks.
Ha ha - good one!
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 3, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Thanks. The account I'm using is a domain account, and it is being used successfully in another context. However, I have asked to meet with our AD administrator to review...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 29, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Yes, it does have 3 parts. I will try that.
Thanks again!
-webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 26, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Thanks for your reply.
Here is the command I used to create the linked server:
EXEC sp_addlinkedserver 'ADSI', 'Active Directory Services 2.5',
'ADSDSOObject', 'adsdatasource'
GO
Then I tried this query (domain changed for confidentiality):
select...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 26, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Good question if only because it made me realize that these links in SSMS query code can be activated at all, which I never knew before.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 25, 2010 at 9:13 am
Great question. I got it wrong because I didn't know about the implicit conversion of string values containing only numbers.
For example, this code throws the error I expected:
declare @a int
declare...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 25, 2010 at 9:00 am
Kingston Dhasian (3/18/2010)
I doubt if anybody is going to get this right. 20 attempts so far and nobody has got it till now. ...
That's ironic. Although in this case, I...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 19, 2010 at 1:07 pm
dbaInTraining (3/11/2010)
Not only do I think that it is useful, even necessary to have more than one article on a topic, I think it would even be helpful to have...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 11, 2010 at 11:37 am
I think there's always room for a better explanation. There's even a web site devoted to the challenge of explaining things better: http://betterexplained.com[/url]. And, of course, there's How Stuff Works,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 11, 2010 at 9:06 am
Steve Jones - Editor (2/3/2010)
Don't know enough about that product, but there definitely could be some better security controls and auditing improvements in SQL Server.
Hi Steve,
What sorts of improvements do...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 4, 2010 at 7:41 am
Paul White (2/2/2010)
It does indeed depend - but on the other hand more RAM never hurt a system 🙂
That reminds me of a joke I tell myself. No doubt I'm...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 2, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Thanks, everyone, for your help. I think the all of the advice points to not rushing to request the RAM right away, but spending some more time analyzing the performance...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 2, 2010 at 7:03 am
Thanks, Jeff,
Yes, I suspect code and database design (including indexes) are probably the bigger problem, but I want to be able to quantify the severity compared with the (at least...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 1, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Michael Osmond (1/27/2010)
Hello Steve,Bruce Schnieder has an interesting discussion about the implications (or non-implications) of this in his January news letter http://lists.virus.org/crypto-gram-10/msg00000.html. Worth a read.
Regards
Michael
Thanks, Michael. Schneier's comments...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm
kcox-889321 (1/21/2010)
I am a dba for a large distributor - of wine and spirits. My answer to stress is easy.Kevin
*clink*
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 21, 2010 at 7:06 am
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