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Great question and responses.
For my early computing experiences, it was my friends' programs on the Apple IIe.
For me personally, it was Microsoft Access 2.0, when I was working in...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 22, 2013 at 6:21 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/25/2013)
cdonlan 18448 (1/25/2013)
"Looper". It's time travel oriented but much more than that. It just came out on DVD I think.
Looped was wild. My son kept...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 25, 2013 at 10:43 am
TravisDBA (1/25/2013)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 25, 2013 at 10:23 am
Games of Thrones is definitely geeky cool - I especially love the opening credits and how they sometimes include new towns with all those miniature moving people and mechanisms.
Thanks to...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 25, 2013 at 10:22 am
Jim P. (1/21/2013)
You have a choice:
Good
Fast
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 22, 2013 at 7:49 am
andy.brown (1/17/2013)
webrunner (1/17/2013)
Results:
(No column name)
0
Messages:
Msg 102, Level 15, State 1, Line 3
Incorrect syntax near...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 17, 2013 at 8:24 am
I got this when I ran it against a server running Microsoft SQL Server 2005 - 9.00.4053.00:
Results:
(No column name)
0
Messages:
Msg 102, Level 15, State 1, Line 3
Incorrect syntax near ','.
Msg 102,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 17, 2013 at 8:15 am
I admit I didn't know this. Thanks for the knowledge.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 16, 2013 at 3:37 pm
Mvrx (1/9/2013)
(Not sure if that also happens when...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 10, 2013 at 7:28 am
I think the choice as phrased is ambiguous and should be accepted as correct:
"The Unique key allows NULL values as a value"
This is conventional English phrasing in which "allows NULL...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 4, 2013 at 10:54 am
Nemeaux (1/3/2013)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 3, 2013 at 3:11 pm
opc.three (12/27/2012)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 27, 2012 at 9:17 am
Bhuvnesh (12/27/2012)
Check the sql error log too
Thanks for your response.
I did check the error logs and didn't see anything associated with the blocking. But I tested running the index maintenance...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 27, 2012 at 7:15 am
SQL Show (12/26/2012)
Did you able to check what session/process is blocking alter statement by running sp_who2?
Thanks for your response.
Yes, it was a query from the application that uses the database,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 27, 2012 at 7:12 am
Thanks for this!
The author mentions: "There are a number of scripts out there to do this for SQL2000."
Could someone post a link to one of those scripts for SQL 2000?
Thanks...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 4, 2012 at 10:05 am
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