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Eric M Russell (2/18/2013)
http://www.appszoom.com/android_applications/business/mysql-sql-client_bbwxj.html
There is a Microsoft JDBC Driver for SQL...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 8, 2013 at 1:03 pm
Fascinating topic. Thanks.
It seems to me the ultimate biometric data would be some kind of very rapid DNA fingerprinting. But I agree that the copying issue is paramount. No matter...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 3, 2013 at 10:28 am
sing4you (5/1/2013)
Charlie Sheen
Wall Street
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Cool question. Thanks.
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 30, 2013 at 9:09 am
Nice question. Thanks.
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 26, 2013 at 7:53 am
Thanks for your replies!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 24, 2013 at 11:39 am
jasona.work (4/15/2013)
One Technet account (gives me both the OS and SQL) ~$350
One "home-brew" server (Xeon 55xx, 24GB...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 15, 2013 at 9:37 am
Thanks so much for these replies.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 15, 2013 at 7:44 am
Strange situation, but informative.
Thanks for the question.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 2, 2013 at 11:16 am
I think this is the first multiple-choice (multiple checkbox) QOTD I've ever gotten correct. Basic or not, I'm proud of myself. :hehe:
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 27, 2013 at 12:47 pm
Does the photo for this editorial show a toggle switch that toggles between "ON" and "ON," between "NO" and "NO," or between "ON" and "NO"?
I expect that someone will...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 27, 2013 at 12:44 pm
ACinKC (3/11/2013)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm
Thanks again, everyone.
In this case, it turns out this database supports official software that needs to be supported from the systems side as well, and I met with my colleagues...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 11, 2013 at 8:05 am
Thanks to everyone for their great responses.
The term "clown cars" sums it up perfectly, though, so thanks for that gem, Grant. 🙂
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 7, 2013 at 7:19 am
Still a lot of great responses coming in. But I haven't seen a direct response to the fascinating question by Michael Valentine Jones:
Are there any set based languages besides SQL?
These...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 25, 2013 at 11:44 am
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