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RTaylor2208 (8/3/2015)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 3, 2015 at 9:45 am
Jeff Moden (8/2/2015)
webrunner (8/1/2015)
I know the general best practice for SQL Server is to use Windows logins, but we're not there yet.
I know you already know this but I...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 2, 2015 at 3:42 pm
Great question, thanks.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 30, 2015 at 2:06 pm
Awesome, thanks!!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 23, 2015 at 8:52 am
Great question, thanks!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 14, 2015 at 7:02 am
Thanks, great question!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 7, 2015 at 8:39 am
Cool question, thanks.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 30, 2015 at 10:09 am
Perry Whittle (11/3/2010)
smitty-1088185 (11/3/2010)
How do you automatically give the Database level permissions to any new databases created by another team?add them to the model database on that instance
Wow, just a...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 24, 2015 at 1:36 pm
Hugo Kornelis (6/24/2015)
We cannot find a reference, but apparently the divide by zero doesn't cause an issue in the EXISTS() clause.
The examples in this question are actually quite common. They...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 24, 2015 at 7:40 am
Cool question, thanks.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 24, 2015 at 7:39 am
Thanks for the question. I learned something.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 8, 2015 at 9:17 am
Thanks for the question! I don't recall where I learned this (prob somewhere on SSC), but wherever I did, it helped me get the right answer. 🙂
-webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 5, 2015 at 10:02 am
Thanks, nice question.
There is no such thing as "Impersonate Sysadmin," is there??
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 29, 2015 at 7:56 am
Gary Varga (5/28/2015)
At the risk of continuing it, here are my opinions:
Someone...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 28, 2015 at 1:11 pm
Thanks, good points.
See also this PDF on understanding the difference between a hypothesis and a prediction:
http://datanuggets.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Strode_NABT-2011-Hypothesis-Presentation.pdf
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 26, 2015 at 8:49 am
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