Or maybe Stefano is on the right track

That's because you're in Aaaalllllaaaassssskkkkkaaaaaaaa

where it's cooooooooooollllllllllllddddddddddddd

Makes the microwaves move slower

Thanks, I'll correct that. Try to avoid not giving a real explanation, but I probably spaced, got lazy, or was in a hurry.

Apologies.

Thanks

Don't forget the salt!!!

Which question is this for?

I vote for lime laws

I always wondered where people from Phoenix went for vacations. A Steven King pilgrimage, perhaps?

I think the US still tends to overwork as...

I tend to agree that government regulation is troublesome, but I also see that forcing Microsoft to deliver patches in some reasonable time makes sense. It's easy for either group...

The cycling was getting me too. The best way, IMHO, is a hash table of some sort for each bucket, tracking the changes in a row by row basis. That's...

, cut and paste from an earlier article for some sections. Guess that didn't work out so well.

Can't believe it's Sept already. Broncos tickets...

Not sure about either of those.

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Do you mean queried (Read only)? There's no way to do this other than use Profiler to track access. For writes, it could be done with triggers.

I guess you could...

You need to provide some example of what you are trying to do. That's too open ended a question.

It doesn't matter which comes first in the WHERE clause. Either one can be there and the optimizer will decide how to join the tables on its own.