Ya'll just stay out of CO and we'll be fine. Fairly safe here, although a little too much traffic.

trubolotta (9/23/2010)

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This I didn't know either. I just have an issue with the whole idea of voting up or down on something that should be dictated by research and...

Jason, be nice. You're hurting Bob's feelings.

Bob, remember that Jason controls all the slot machines in Las Vegas and you might want to win someday

AFAIK it did, but the recording should be posted soon.

Are you looking to track /monitor or solve issues? They are two different things. I work for Red Gate, and Response is more for tracking/monitoring/alerting. The SQL Sentry tool is...

Doug,

Good luck as well, and feel free to keep asking questions there. That will help you learn.

If you get stuck often, I'd continue to push for some hired help. Not...

barsuk (3/30/2010)

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Well, I don't want to hurt his feelings if he is reading that thread, but basically because he wasn't fast enough, couldn't do more then 1 task at...

Excellent points, but did you know you can submit a suggestion for IDE improvements? For help changes?

The point of voting is not to get "self-anointed code gurus" to help drive...

Now that's a query tuning hint I had not heard before.

I think that's true. I certainly wanted to be like Chuck Norris when I was a kid.

:), but I don't get it.

Am I out of touch with Chuck Norris lore?

Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)

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jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)

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It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!

😉

[rant?]

By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only...

I wish I got paid by the post. I spend too much time here some days, and it gets me jammed up in other areas.

Could we get a South African rap?

SQL Queen Gail of...

That's interesting. Didn't notice the sponsored by. I'll have to try and sit in on a few more and make sure these are good community events.