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RE: Today's Random Word!

Eirikur Eiriksson (7/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (7/20/2015)
djj (7/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (7/18/2015)
jasona.work (7/17/2015)
djj (7/17/2015)
crookj (7/17/2015)
Ed Wagner (7/17/2015)
Jeff Moden (7/16/2015)
SQLRNNR (7/16/2015)
clam
fn_clam 😀
Oyster
Pismo (The Great Clam Festival)
Geoduck
Dirty
Read
Random
Sequential
Waterfall
Cataract
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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July 20, 2015 at 6:12 am

#1813625
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (7/17/2015)
BL0B_EATER (7/17/2015)
What is that image? I am confused. (Wont be the first time)
Besides huge?
It is a geoduck. And they are pretty big type of mollusk.
Right on cue. ...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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July 20, 2015 at 1:06 am

#1813583
RE: Today's Random Word!

Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)
djj (7/16/2015)
TomThomson (7/15/2015)
Revenant (7/15/2015)
TomThomson (7/15/2015)
Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)
SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)
wonder
Bread
chapati
pancake
blaeberry -
- good with pancakes; and an interesting word anyway, as it covers a several plants with rather nice...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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July 16, 2015 at 6:13 am

#1812911
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

I've just registered for SQL Relay in Huddersfield. Hopefully my manager will let me attend in work time rather than having to take a day off.
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 16, 2015 at 1:39 am

#1812857
RE: Home lab build question...

Grant Fritchey (7/3/2015)
:alien:
<singing> One of these things is not like the others... </singing>
I've got the Foo Fighters in my head now/
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 13, 2015 at 6:37 am

#1811935
RE: data problem

immaduddinahmed (7/13/2015)
hi,
my data is looks like this
A-------B
1-------22
5--------6
i want my data looks like this
A-------B
1-------22
2-------0
3-------0
4-------0
5-------6
please help me out
thanks for the help
There's an awful lot missing from your question that makes it almost...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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July 13, 2015 at 3:43 am

#1811894
RE: Days Wise Data

immaduddinahmed (7/13/2015)
hi,
my data looks like this
days---------visit
5--------------1
10-------------10
1--------------2
i want this type of data
days---------visit
1--------------1
5--------------1
10--------------10
plesae help me out
thanks for the help
The data in your results is different from the initial...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 13, 2015 at 1:37 am

#1811869
RE: "ID" or "Id"

We've got a database that has all the primary keys as ID and all foreign keys as Table+ID and it's horrible to work with. There's two closely related tables...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 8, 2015 at 8:23 am

#1810969
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

rodjkidd (7/8/2015)
BWFC (7/8/2015)
rodjkidd (7/8/2015)
Well don't forget about SQL Relay in October
http://www.sqlrelay.co.uk
Rodders...
I'm on the mailing list for that already so all things considered I'll be there.
Irritatingly enough, Mrs BWFC has...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 8, 2015 at 6:54 am

#1810930
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

rodjkidd (7/8/2015)
Well don't forget about SQL Relay in October
http://www.sqlrelay.co.uk
Rodders...
I'm on the mailing list for that already so all things considered I'll be there.
Irritatingly enough, Mrs BWFC has decided that...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 8, 2015 at 6:39 am

#1810923
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

BrainDonor (7/8/2015)
Out of idle curiosity - is anybody else from the SSC clan attending the Manchester SQL Saturday http://www.sqlsaturday.com/418/eventhome.aspx?
I was going to go, then forgot about it until the other...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 8, 2015 at 6:16 am

#1810910
RE: Views

Koen Verbeeck (7/8/2015)
Quite the obvious answer 😀
Thanks for the question!
It's only obvious if you know the system stored procedures. I didn't even know that existed so I had to...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 8, 2015 at 1:08 am

#1810849
RE: Advice for Trainers

Thanks for the advice everybody.
There's definitely a couple of things to take away from here. I've discovered since my original post that 'reasonably powerful', in regards to the laptop,...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 3, 2015 at 1:21 am

#1810128
RE: Simple SQL Query - Or So I thought.

GilaMonster (7/2/2015)
BWFC (7/2/2015)
At face value, you could try selecting only the columns you actually want to see and using SELECT DISTINCT if the rows are unique.
Would not...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 2, 2015 at 7:03 am

#1809861
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

jasona.work (7/2/2015)
BWFC (7/2/2015)
My wife's away all weekend so it's going to be bad food, guitars out in the living room and Lord of the Rings to watch. I'll need...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

July 2, 2015 at 6:54 am

#1809852

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