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My 15 yo brain is saying "ass/butt being divided infinity"...
"semper in excretia, solum profundum variat"?
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August 18, 2020 at 5:35 pm
Eirikur Eiriksson wrote:Did you run into those in your youth, the year looks about right 😉
Heh... I remember it well. 😀
'twas the year of Y1.9K, when all the shopkeeper's scribes...
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August 13, 2020 at 4:43 pm
So, getting my 8 and 10 year old grand kids to take showers during the Covid crisis has been tough. Today, after a lot of begging, the 8 year...
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August 12, 2020 at 5:27 pm
Excel: enable bad solutions
Access: implement bad solutions that require other bad solutions in order to function
PowerBI: Automate all the bad solutions with a bad process, and call it "data science"
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August 11, 2020 at 1:12 pm
How would Microsoft actually handle this case though, without disabling the ability to convert MAR1 into the 1st of March for the rest of the users? If the trick would...
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August 10, 2020 at 2:10 pm
Then you must not be familiar with the FLDSMDFR (pronounced "fl-dzz-mm-duh-fur"), the inspiration for all my acronyms at work. Now I have to go build a function with that name...
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July 14, 2020 at 5:30 pm
I've decided to add my name to the list of Steve's around here. My first post on SSC was about 1 year ago. When I signed up I wasn't...
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July 14, 2020 at 4:13 pm
If Steve finds an obit link and you worked with him, please think about leaving a post on the memorial stating what impact he may have had on you. I...
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June 29, 2020 at 4:19 pm
Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was...
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June 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm
always figured you to be more of a Bach fan.
Y'know, you grow up and pick up an instrument, and you learn about all these people in the far off mists...
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June 22, 2020 at 7:05 pm
Yeah, I forgot about Dragon. completely inconsistent, one time it would work perfectly and I'd feel like I was living in the future. Then it would be complete trash for...
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June 15, 2020 at 2:33 pm
And now, how to put the brakes on a migration project...
Break your wrist on a bicycle ride so you only have one hand to type with and no immediate...
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June 15, 2020 at 12:46 pm
Agreed with both of the above, everyone creates their own gates because it helps their sanity. Being able to work with people means controlling the chaos from both sides and...
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June 12, 2020 at 2:35 pm
So, you want to split the values in the first table, and return results WHERE Country NOT LIKE('%'+split.Value+'%') , right?
Edit: I would say, first suggestion is to normalize the data...
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June 11, 2020 at 6:48 pm
David.Poole wrote:Still wearing SQLBits clothes from 2014!
That's a really long time, David. You should at least change your underwear every one or two weeks. 😀
I think that's probably enough...
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June 11, 2020 at 6:42 pm
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