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  • RE: Celebration

    Lynn Pettis (1/29/2009)


    Hmmm, so Cardinal Moden, a realist you are.

    Heh... nope... I saw that in the pork chop bones on my dinner plate. 😛

  • RE: Earning Credit

    Then, you've got some pretty good teachers. In a lot of places, either the teachers aren't so good as to hand out their personal contact numbers, or they don't...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bruce W Cassidy (1/29/2009)


    Jeff Moden (1/29/2009)


    would you post the URL for the thread you quoted me on, please?

    "The Post"

    [font="Verdana"]For the URL of the thread... just look up. Yep,...

  • RE: Get 2nd Occurence

    Trigger (1/29/2009)


    Well said Jeff!

    I will remember this saying!

    Heh... thanks Trigger... I've got a bunch more, but having been in the Navy, most of them aren't suitable to publish here. 😛

  • RE: Get 2nd Occurence

    smeet.sinha (1/28/2009)


    U r exceptional Jeff

    no more comments ........

    Thanks for the thoughtful comment, Smeet...

    By the way, did you ever find a work around concerning executing dynamic SQL in a function?

  • RE: What are the Party Plans?

    jgrubb (1/29/2009)


    Completely Off-Topic, I wanted to see who started the Pork Chop thing,

    Heh... do you really have to wonder? 😛

  • RE: Earning Credit

    While I absolutely agree that parents should be deeply involved in their kids schooling, not all parents can take the time off from work like you did, Lynn... especially in...

  • RE: How can you supress the dash line in the output

    jcrawf02 (1/29/2009)


    Jeff Moden (1/27/2009)


    ... Hammer and Chisel? What? 😉

    lol - cuneiform?

    Heh... :hehe: obviously, a lost language, as well. The OP just refuses to answer a simple question... too...

  • RE: Determining whether a Stored Procedure returns a resultset

    PhilPacha (1/29/2009)


    Jeff, does that mean you're aware of a 'non-easy' method for determining whether a Stored Procedure returns a resultset? And, no, I don't see any dilema; we're interested...

  • RE: Trying to rewrite RBAR Function

    Matt Miller and I did some pretty good testing on that idea in the past... can't find the posts anymore... they may have been lost in the "move". Bottom...

  • RE: Manual or auto - growth of datafiles

    aali_online (1/29/2009)


    Sorry Jeff, I did not check me previous reply:

    How do you figure that the speed of the disk has anything at all to do with disk fragmentation?

    --Jeff Moden

    If...

  • RE: Celebration

    anam (1/29/2009)


    Brad M. McGehee (1/29/2009)


    Can any of you math majors calculate what the number of members SSC could potentially have if the site continues to grow at the current rate...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bruce W Cassidy (1/29/2009)


    Jeff Moden (11/22/2008)


    2. Should a senior DBA be able to answer those questions without having to resort to a forum?

    [font="Verdana"]In my experience, a "senior" role isn't...

  • RE: Select all months bewtween two dates

    GSquared (1/29/2009)


    Ouch! Yeah, that piece of code might work, but it hurts to look at!

    ;with Numbers (Number) as

    (select row_number() over (order by object_id)

    from sys.all_objects)

    select dateadd(month, number, @StartDate)

    from Numbers

    where number...

  • RE: SQL or Oracle

    GSquared (1/29/2009)


    I like triggers. They make firearms much more user friendly than keyboards and mice would. 🙂

    Heh... firearms... the original point and click device 😛

    But incompetent devs as a...

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