Nope.

System databases and system objects are managed by the system. That's it.

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Nothing you do is going to show that. A newly restored database has no performance metrics stored with it of any kind.

In order to diagnose this kind of behavior, you...

Have you looked at the execution plan? I'd say it's probably the LIKE statement. However, you need to determine how SQL Server is resolving your query and that answer is...

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I'm not sure I understand the question. Yes, the SPID above should match any SPID you capture using Profiler or Extended Events.

But...

The biggest issue...

READUNCOMMITTED and NOLOCK cannot be specified for tables modified by insert, update, or delete operations. The SQL Server query optimizer ignores the READUNCOMMITTED and NOLOCK hints in...

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READUNCOMMITTED and NOLOCK cannot be specified for tables modified by insert, update, or delete operations. The SQL Server query optimizer ignores the READUNCOMMITTED and NOLOCK...

Are they part of larger batches? There could be multiple statements involved.

Adding NOLOCK here, or almost anywhere, is a bad idea.

Look, if you really want to have dirty reads, change your connection string to use READ_UNCOMMITTED. That's the same as NOLOCK,...

You've identified some queries, but now you need to investigate their behavior within the system. The way to do this is to look at the execution plan in order to...

Thank you for those posts Grant. It helps to try and reset your view when there's so much going on that can drain us emotionally right now. I'm not...