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  • RE: Are You a Ten?

    This editorial begs the issue about being a Microsoft Master in SQL Server. The requirements were just changed. Now rather than requiring something like $20K and three dedicated weeks of...

  • RE: Methods For Converting a Stored Procedure

    What are the security implications of making the configuration change for allowing ad hoc distributed queries?

  • RE: The Future of Bits

    Ha! When I saw the title I thought will we be working at the bit level or at the higher object level. I didn't even think of the real (can't...

  • RE: 4-4-5 Calendar Functions, Part 1

    How common is this 4-4-5 (or variant) thinking in modern accounting systems? This is the first I've heard of it and I've DBA'ed behind three different fairly popular accounting systems,...

  • RE: Becoming a DBA

    Then an old friend of mine had a saying - "You can't say 'yes' if you can't say 'no'."

    In other words, I would presume that some people do not have...

  • RE: Becoming a DBA

    Before I was a DBA I used to operate nuclear reactors for the US Navy. To be a qualified operator (in my case an EOOW) we had to (1) pass...

  • RE: Encrypting SQL Code

    "WITH ENCRYPTION" should properly be called "WITH OBFUSCATION". It is a pretty simple XOR decryption routine to reverse the function and stored procedure "encryption" feature of SQL Server. This was...

  • RE: 36 Changes

    Follow the money. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Flickr is free to all of its "customers" who upload photos. Its real customers are the byusinesses whose ads you see...

  • RE: A Lack of SQL

    I've found two places - the regular expressions example is one where we've made a function that does a string comparison with regular expressions. I'm much more wary of the...

  • RE: Give and Take

    I think this is an age thing. Young people tend to be a little more naive and want to believe that they are judged strictly on some obscure thing called...

  • RE: The Easy Poll

    It is beyond me that they would even question the service pack paradigm. Absolutely YES. As a vendor we rely on the Service Pack break points for testing. Cumulative updates...

  • RE: The January Car Update

    Oh, and I live in the same area where we have the advertisements to haul 1 ton 443 miles. My thought has always been, "How would I park a freight...

  • RE: The January Car Update

    Steve,

    Can you really compare a van to a Prius? Would you compare RAM or your Branson to your Prius? I realize you might have replaced a van with a Prius...

  • RE: Trigger Trivia

    Outstanding, Andy. Keep 'em coming.

  • RE: Mini-Me

    Two things - footprint and raw, blazing speed!

    With a small footprint the target is small and much more manageable.

    With a small kernel you can get blazing speed for what...

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