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AOG is great, ...
In a lot of cases, the AOG itself is still available, but the application is trying to hit a specific node that's temporarily offline. So,...
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November 17, 2025 at 12:45 pm
Well, one thing I notice is some apparently conflating the likes of AGs, which are a High Availability solution (HA) with a Disaster Recovery one. They're absolutely not the same...
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November 13, 2025 at 3:38 pm
Well, the question of privacy in an LLM is a trivially simple one - there is none.
Guardrails are a lame pretence at securing the LLM, the data can leak, you...
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September 3, 2025 at 12:11 pm
This is why I watch cricket with beer - it helps.
Well, not so much by the 5th day sometimes, maybe, but there you go.
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May 22, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Duplicate post killed
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May 22, 2025 at 12:12 pm
"It's a pull because you're asking someone to accept your code. You pushed it into the Pull Request, but they don't have to take it. They have to pull it."
Eh?! ...
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May 22, 2025 at 12:11 pm
I can only assume that anyone using that many parameters is simply doing it plain wrong. Either
1) the table structure is just wrong - I mean in a properly designed...
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February 17, 2025 at 1:39 pm
Yeah,
if you think you're going to get a delighted response from a production engineer if you're providing them with randomly crap data, I hope you can duck and weave well. ...
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December 12, 2024 at 12:58 pm
Is VB Script even supported any more? I thought MS had killed it
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October 25, 2024 at 12:31 pm
"On the plus side, storing telephone number as int uses less storage than a varchar. Ok you won't need to use any numeric functions on it, but you probably won't...
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July 12, 2024 at 12:53 pm
Well,
while I agree with you that it's an abomination, and I would also go as far as to say it's a hallmark of absolute rank, wilful incompetence, and if you...
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June 20, 2024 at 1:46 pm
the lesser of 4 sockets or 24 cores, yes. So realistically the limit on modern kit is 24 with the number of cores on chips these days.
That said, while I've...
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January 21, 2022 at 9:10 am
One of my absolute pet hates. I'm not quite sure whether this is because it's an abomination in itself (it just smells of "I couldn't be bothered to actually think...
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September 22, 2021 at 7:57 am
Aye, but if you can manage to find anything in Dynamics or Sharepoint that could be considered good practice, I do believe there's a prize on offer
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August 4, 2021 at 3:38 pm
Given that the name is misleading, certainly in terms of how many people claim to understand it, I would personally change the NOLOCK hint name to IDeliberatelyCodedThisJoinToReturnCrap. With immediate effect,...
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June 4, 2021 at 11:47 am
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