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  • Reply To: Do You Really Need HA?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    Eric M Russell wrote:

    AOG is great, ...

    In a lot of cases, the AOG itself is still available, but the application is trying to hit a specific node that's temporarily offline. So,...

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  • Reply To: Do You Really Need HA?

    Well, one thing I notice is some apparently conflating the likes of AGs, which are a High Availability solution (HA) with a Disaster Recovery one.  They're absolutely not the same...

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  • Reply To: Concerns over AI Chat Privacy

    Well, the question of privacy in an LLM is a trivially simple one - there is none.

    Guardrails are a lame pretence at securing the LLM, the data can leak, you...

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  • Reply To: Does Version Control Scare You

    This is why I watch cricket with beer - it helps.

    Well, not so much by the 5th day sometimes, maybe, but there you go.

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  • Reply To: Does Version Control Scare You

    Duplicate post killed

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  • Reply To: Does Version Control Scare You

    "It's a pull because you're asking someone to accept your code. You pushed it into the Pull Request, but they don't have to take it. They have to pull it."

    Eh?! ...

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  • Reply To: Limits, Not Goals

    I can only assume that anyone using that many parameters is simply doing it plain wrong.  Either

    1)  the table structure is just wrong - I mean in a properly designed...

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  • Reply To: The Paradox of NOLOCK: How Dirty Reads Can Sometimes Be Cleaner

    Yeah,

    if you think you're going to get a delighted response from a production engineer if you're providing them with randomly crap data, I hope you can duck and weave well. ...

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  • Reply To: Boring or Scripting

    Is VB Script even supported any more?  I thought MS had killed it

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  • Reply To: The Number that shouldn't be a number

    "On the plus side, storing telephone number as int uses less storage than a varchar. Ok you won't need to use any numeric functions on it, but you probably won't...

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  • Reply To: SQL Injection Is Not Acceptable

    Well,

    while I agree with you that it's an abomination, and I would also go as far as to say it's a hallmark of absolute rank, wilful incompetence, and if you...

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  • Reply To: The Need for 256GB

    the lesser of 4 sockets or 24 cores, yes.  So realistically the limit on modern kit is 24 with the number of cores on chips these days.

    That said, while I've...

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  • Reply To: To Inifinity and Beyond With 1=1

    One of my absolute pet hates.  I'm not quite sure whether this is because it's an abomination in itself (it just smells of "I couldn't be bothered to actually think...

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  • Reply To: Do as I say, not as I do

    Aye, but if you can manage to find anything in Dynamics or Sharepoint that could be considered good practice, I do believe there's a prize on offer

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  • Reply To: Hopes for vNext

    Given that the name is misleading, certainly in terms of how many people claim to understand it, I would personally change the NOLOCK hint name to IDeliberatelyCodedThisJoinToReturnCrap.  With immediate effect,...

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