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Here's one that reminded me of many of the questions the we get: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-12-07/
December 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Alvin Ramard (12/7/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Number 6 (12/7/2009)
At least he put it in the Hardware section of the Forums....They're talking about fixing mice, what are you doing here Alvin? Run! Run!
Grant,...
December 7, 2009 at 2:55 pm
GabyYYZ (12/7/2009)
And now for something completely different, a coworker, non-DBA, forwarded me this link. I thought it was a hilarious Dilbert: http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-11-01/%5B/url%5DEdit: Fixed hyperlink
Yeah, I liked that one too....
December 7, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Glad I could help, angelo.
December 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Right, the problem with enabling "guest" is that you are allowing everyone else who has any kind of access to your SQL Server to get into DB_B also, not just...
December 7, 2009 at 2:05 pm
khushbu (12/6/2009)
(This is only one time activity.. So cursor is ok)
No it isn't. Professionals do not turn in inferior work just because it is for one-time use.
Here is how...
December 7, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Jeff Moden (12/6/2009)
Bad day, Barry?
Heh, well, if I wanted to be a Jerk, I could say that since I've been an invalid for the last six weeks due to a...
December 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm
David Portas (12/7/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/6/2009)
What would that do the DISTINCT, UNIQUE, and Primary Keys don't already do?
It would enable more advanced optimisation of queries and data access. SQL database engines are...
December 7, 2009 at 1:12 pm
David Portas (12/6/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/6/2009)How can a relational query "preserve keys" across relational operations like PROJECT and JOIN?
Some examples:
P = PROJECT(a,b) R
If a is a key of R then a is...
December 6, 2009 at 3:41 pm
David Portas (11/26/2009)
Relational queries preserve keys in their results, ...
I've been trying figure this out for a week now, and I just can't see how this is true. How...
December 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm
What would that do the DISTINCT, UNIQUE, and Primary Keys don't already do?
December 6, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Not necessarily. It just means that none of us answering happen to know the answer.
December 6, 2009 at 1:56 pm
SQL_Quest-825434 (12/6/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/5/2009)
Also, an FYI for next time: SSIS questions will get better response in the Integration Services forum.
As it was a string manipulation question, so thought of posting...
December 6, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Yes, could we please stop asking QotD's that only have correct answers for SQL Server 2000?
December 5, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Just for reference, several years ago (2006) one of my co-workers did install just such a configuration for a customer and then did run the tests to demonstrate that SQL...
December 5, 2009 at 9:32 pm
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