So I have a weird little thing I'd like to do with SSIS, but Google doesn't seem to find what I'm looking for. Not urgent... Any thoughts over...

This is weird. I'm not seeing the text file anywhere in this thread. I thought maybe the OP sent it to you via PM, David, but after the last few...

GAH...

Nothing like clicking on the email link to pull up the next reply on this thread (or any other thread), hitting ESC (to get out of the email)...

This isn't a solution to your current issue, but more of a work around.

Have you tried uploading the file via the Import/Export Wizard in a non-prod environment and...

THIS looks interesting. Too bad the internet is forever.

On the upside... My boss sometimes likes to ask for the impossible. Not that he phrases it that way. Usually he's like "Can we do XYZ instead?" So he did...

OOOOOOHHHHH, this is so brilliant. To keep our NAS share from growing, someone made the decision to make it Read Only. <bah dum-dum>

Then they created a new NAS...