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  • RE: Performance Issue in Insert Values

    GilaMonster (8/6/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    I have to wonder how many times a single record is split because not all the data will fit on a page.

    Not permitted (except row overflow of...

  • RE: Inception

    I get my ideas from words. Words just trigger some sort of bizarre mental process in me that sparks my creative side. Whether I'm having / overhearing a conversation, listening...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Drain Bramage!

    I wonder how many people will recognize where that phrase came from. @=)

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Good luck to Steve on the PASS interview. Jack, I'm sure yours went fine.

    And I'm glad my taboo tech discussion helped someone and spawned even further interesting discussions. @=) ...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (8/5/2010)


    Well, getting really short here, tomorrow is my last day with my current employer!

    Wish me luck!!

    ACK! Lynn has Shorttimers Disease!

    Much luck on your new position. @=)

  • RE: Performance Issue in Insert Values

    In addition to the index problem, having 100 columns in a table just by itself will cause performance problems. I have to wonder how many times a single record is...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chris Morris-439714 (8/5/2010)


    Jack Corbett (8/5/2010)


    ...

    Where you place the criteria for OUTER JOIN's DOES make a difference. Whenever you place criteria in the WHERE clause that references a column in...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chris Morris-439714 (8/5/2010)


    What creeps me out is when I left-join a child table to a parent, then inner join child to a grandchild, with no reference to either the...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ice

    Twenty minutes on, twenty minutes off. Repeat about three times.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (8/5/2010)


    uh, Steve, DBCC Timewarp is acting up or something.

    Maybe you need to clear the warp cache on your local machine. It seems to be working just fine...

  • RE: Sql Managementstudio

    Apparently, other people have had problems with that .DLL and sometimes it's related to the .Net Framework.

    Check this link for more details.

    Also, google "Faulting application sqlwb.exe". There are a ton...

  • RE: Buffer Pool information/usage

    Pam,

    Thank you for posting that resolution. It definitely is helpful as I did not know that could be a problem.

    Glad you got it resolved. (Assuming you did get him...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (8/5/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/4/2010)


    Jack Corbett (8/4/2010)


    Probably the most complex SQL I've had to write. Too many OUTER JOINs (business requires this design), and then parameters that could turn...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (8/2/2010)


    In case anyone needs a humorous break: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiFKm6l5-vE

    I was finally able to watch that last night. Reminds me of some of my end users. @=)

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (8/4/2010)


    Excuse me boss, can I leave a few minutes early so I can get back to work on time? 😛

    ROTFLMAO

    Stop spying on my workplace!

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