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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    wolfkillj (6/13/2013)


    Steve Thompson-454462 (6/13/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)


    jasona.work (6/13/2013)


    Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?

    One of those little "bored programmer"...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (6/13/2013)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.

    Dixie, I could kiss...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.

    Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)

    By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon?...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    +1000 to anyone who gets this reference.

    The Curator's bills are sent to Amelia Williams.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    wolfkillj (6/13/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)


    jasona.work (6/13/2013)


    Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?

    One of those little "bored programmer" things that's...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work (6/13/2013)


    Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?

    One of those little "bored programmer" things that's hidden in a...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    dwain.c (6/12/2013)


    I can only imagine what it must be like to have SQL Server running in some non-English language. MS probably translated the obtuse into the indecipherable.

    Error: 1899-12-32 02:05:13.82

    ...

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  • RE: The Importance of Reading Comments

    vyengr (6/10/2013)


    This is reminiscent of the "test" they gave perdiocally when I was still in school. The instructions said "Read the entire test before starting." The questions were...

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  • RE: The Importance of Reading Comments

    I agree. It's more than just reading code comments, though. Sometimes comments about the article itself can be just as important.

    I've seen several MSDN articles marked as incomplete or...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Overheard from a boss / co-worker conversation:

    Co-worker points out problems with future process.

    Boss responds: "Don't bring reality into this..."

    And yes, he was joking. It was a commentary on how some...

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  • RE: Performace issue while updating records and trigger on table

    Without knowing DDL and having sample data to test against, this is a W.A.G. but maybe it'll help point you in the correct direction.

    UPDATE stg

    SET Record_insert_dt = a.record_insert_dt

    FROM inserted a

    INNER...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I hate SQL Server destinations.

    Really, really, really, really, really hate them.

    GRRR.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Damn. Out-Ninja'd by Sean.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (6/5/2013)


    Sean Lange (6/5/2013)


    Jeff Moden (6/4/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (6/4/2013)


    My Recovery Plan

    1) SCREAM really loudly so everyone knows there is a problem.

    2) Run out of the building as fast as possible.

    3) Update...

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  • RE: Transaction Log File "Does not Exist" - Help, please

    Yes, actually, I did. I had to use the DAC to log into SQL Server (I think I did it through SSMS), add the file, then remove it.

    Turns out...

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