Okay, I have done my due diligence this a.m. to post both a "worse question" and lots of "worse answers." Feel free to mock and fling porkchops as necessary.

@=)

philosophaie (7/8/2015)

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I am having trouble with my connectionstring for an SQL Server 2012 on my Windows Server 2012 R2 machine.

http://www.connectionstrings.com/sql-server-2012/

Having trouble with myserverAddress.

What belongs there with SQL Server 2012?

DRIVER=SQL Server...

What specifically is the error?

tempdb will always grow and shrink depending on what operations are accessing your different databases. This database keeps all the variables, temp tables (including table variables), and "in memory" calculations...

Spam reported

Is that just a public note or is there a specific question you're trying to ask?

logitestus (7/8/2015)

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I am trying to execute multiple file actions (plus parsing those files into a set of staging tables) at separate locations in parallel. I know I can do...

If the values are solely those between the quotes, just use the splitter and change the comma to a space. Problem solved. If the values include the quotes and the...

I think the Doctor stole it.

Sanity?

What is this thing you speak of? Define it in simple terms, please. @=)

Grant Fritchey (7/3/2015)

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BL0B_EATER (7/3/2015)

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Koen Verbeeck (7/3/2015)

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Grant Fritchey (7/3/2015)

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That reminds me of the old dot com days. It was expected that everyone was going to work like pigs, nights & weekends....

GilaMonster (7/2/2015)

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Informal survey before I make a fool of myself in an article (again)

Do you get the feeling that IT people, especially ones at the top-end of the field, are...

Thank you. That one is oddly...

BL0B_EATER (7/2/2015)

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Lynn Pettis (7/2/2015)

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I'm taking the youngest down to ERAU for a Spy Camp next week followed by a Soccer Camp the following week. I will be travelling home...

YIKES!

Time to head to Mexico and hook...