Well that explains why I lost all my SQL laarnin' yesterday.

Stop stealing my...

Careful, guys. Gail-baiting is a sure way to encourage the use of katanas.

GilaMonster (7/28/2015)

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WayneS (7/27/2015)

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So...

If I were to say that one of Gail's answers wasn't, well, entirely accurate... do you think this would get her out to Summit this year to whoop...

Eirikur Eiriksson (7/27/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/27/2015)

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SQLRNNR (7/27/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/27/2015)

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Wow. Even on The Thread I am having the learning of the stuff. I've never heard of this until today.

Thanks for bring up...

Ray K (7/27/2015)

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Apologies for chiming in on a very old topic, but I just now saw this. I presented a SQL Saturday talk about this very topic this past...

Jack Corbett (7/27/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/27/2015)

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SQLRNNR (7/27/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/27/2015)

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Wow. Even on The Thread I am having the learning of the stuff. I've never heard of this until today.

Thanks for...

SQLRNNR (7/27/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/27/2015)

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Wow. Even on The Thread I am having the learning of the stuff. I've never heard of this until today.

Thanks for bring up the topic, Jason. And...

Wow. Even on The Thread I am having the learning of the stuff. I've never heard of this until today.

Thanks for bring up the topic, Jason. And hold still, will...

Phil Parkin (7/27/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/27/2015)

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TomThomson (7/26/2015)

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Don't get caught...

TomThomson (7/26/2015)

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Don't get caught at that one in...

So everyone at work is thrilled with me right now for solving a slow-running report issue when I discovered 4 table scans (of the same table) in a proc and...

I'd certainly get paid more. @=)

No, but I'd love to be a Night Fury. @=)

Sigh. I feel like I'm pulling teeth on this forum some days.

WHOOO HOOO! You go! And with distinction even? Even better.

Congrats.