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mister.magoo (8/7/2015)
Sqlbill, how do they restrict the network people that can grant access to the account/group so that they don't work in cahoots with the villain?
Or worse, so they can't...
August 10, 2015 at 4:46 am
Is this lockdown request coming down from on high or is this a policy your team is implementing yourselves? (Because that changes the answers we give you).
Also, a question people...
August 7, 2015 at 1:11 pm
Grant Fritchey (8/7/2015)
Jeff Moden (8/6/2015)
August 7, 2015 at 4:21 am
jasona.work (8/5/2015)
On a side note, anyone want my summer cold? I'll even drive to your house and deliver it in person...
AhHA! Are you the one who gave this to...
August 5, 2015 at 12:59 pm
I am shattered, y'all. Just shattered.
I'll be in the back of the Tent in the Desert, crying my eyes out for a while.
August 5, 2015 at 5:33 am
Here we go. A Dilbert for the week.
August 3, 2015 at 4:09 am
Cadavre (7/31/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/30/2015)
July 31, 2015 at 8:54 am
jasona.work (7/31/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/30/2015)
And on another subject...I HAVE GUMMY BEARS! (fear me)
But Brandie, were they *GIANT* Gummy Bears?
http://giantgummybears.com/%5B/url%5D
Ooo, a 26lb Gummy Bear with a bowl shaped tummy so you can...
July 31, 2015 at 8:53 am
Alvin Ramard (7/30/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/30/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/30/2015)
Need more magic crystals.I am writing code for an automagical solution to all coding problems.
Try starting all procedures with:
DROP DATABASE ...
STOP STEALING...
July 30, 2015 at 1:01 pm
Alvin Ramard (7/30/2015)
Need more magic crystals.
I am writing code for an automagical solution to all coding problems.
July 30, 2015 at 12:33 pm
How many people knew about this?
I think it is absolutely AWESOME.
July 30, 2015 at 12:19 pm
SQLRNNR (7/30/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/30/2015)
And on another subject...I HAVE GUMMY BEARS! (fear me)
That can be taken multiple ways.
Let's guess that means this instead of the surgical process.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLpNGp-IFIk
edit: better link
That is officially...
July 30, 2015 at 12:19 pm
And on another subject...
I HAVE GUMMY BEARS! (fear me)
July 30, 2015 at 10:12 am
And now I'm finding out our databases aren't set up to allow snapshot or read committed isolation. So do I take the overhead hit or not?
How do people deal with...
July 30, 2015 at 8:29 am
As I dig into this issue (Execution Plans HO!), I come across a thread in which one respondent posts a link to Gail's blog and then Grant shows up to...
July 30, 2015 at 7:54 am
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