GilaMonster (8/11/2015)

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Ed Wagner (8/11/2015)

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Lynn Pettis (8/11/2015)

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SQLRNNR (8/11/2015)

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Ed Wagner (8/11/2015)

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Sean Lange (8/11/2015)

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Grant Fritchey (8/11/2015)

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Sean Lange (8/11/2015)

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OMG. I just ran across this in a database from a 3rd party. There are actually...

SQLRNNR (8/11/2015)

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That said, Steve has a magic query that can help determine points from this thread so it can be excluded from total counts should anybody need to know their...

Can someone please help me out over here?

On behalf of everyone who is wondering...

Why is it unfortunate that you got someone else's code to work? Usually it's a...

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (8/10/2015)

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I think the design of many of these auditing products is to log and detect issues, not prevent them. Nor should they be under the...

SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)

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Out of curiosity:

kwere

kwire

or is it

kwôre

Which is correct if you read the word "query".

I have heard it All three ways. And two of them just hurt my ears to hear...

SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)

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Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)

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Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)

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Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)

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SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)

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48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the...

SQLBill, do you mind if I blog about your security experience?

Or worse, so they can't...

Is this lockdown request coming down from on high or is this a policy your team is implementing yourselves? (Because that changes the answers we give you).

Also, a question people...

Grant Fritchey (8/7/2015)

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Jeff Moden (8/6/2015)

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I've got just the ride for you, Grant. I gave up on the handheld weapons. I'd like to introduce you to the new, improved...

AhHA! Are you the one who gave this to...

I am shattered, y'all. Just shattered.

Romance is officially dead.

I'll be in the back of the Tent in the Desert, crying my eyes out for a while.

Here we go. A Dilbert for the week.

Cadavre (7/31/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/30/2015)

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Why oh why oh why do people insist on using WITH (NOLOCK) instead of doing things like setting transaction isolation levels or fixing indexes to resolve performance...