Nope. It's this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1733767-1526-1.aspx

And apparently it's just that thread. How terribly annoying.

Trying to reply to a post that I just put up in SQL 2008 -> Security and suddenly when I hit "post reply" it can't find sqlservercentral.com. So this is...

Chowdary,

Just a quick recommendation. Find a place to store a copy of what permissions you give what users. It's really hard to maintain column and table level permissions when new...

So apparently this thread comes up in a search of xp_cmdshell errors. For those who stumble across this thread in the future, the above post is BAD. Do not grant...

Bridge Guardian: What is your name?

DJJ: Umm. I don't know?

DJJ: AGGGGHHHHH!

Bridge Guardian: Sigh. Usually they get to the swallow question before they go flying off...

Is the tea really that good?

Jeff Moden (11/3/2015)

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Man o man... yet another self-proclaimed DBA bites the dust in the interview process as has another self-proclaimed "expert" Database Developer. It amazing how they don't know...

Ditto. Plus, I'm not entirely qualified, much as...

You need to tell the engineers that "the reports are getting sluggish" isn't really a very good diagnostic information message.

If each machine has its own table, then the problem is...

Resender (11/3/2015)

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In the meantime 123883 tables (yes 30 new tables got added) the total recordcount is

89,372,968,620

I wish I knew but I'm frequently being...

It's month end. I'm up early, in my home office, logged into work. Door is shut.

Friendly feral shoves door open (apparently I didn't latch well enough) and is now on...

David Burrows (10/30/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)

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David Burrows (10/30/2015)

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As an alternative you could define a DataTable to contain JobName and Response columns, add rows using a loop (similar to above) and output...

I'd just like to thank those replies from people who have collected before. You're giving me all sorts of ideas for the later articles.

Keep 'em coming.

Someone needs to have a talk with that David Burrows guy. He's talking crazy in another thread. Like suggesting I could use SQL Server tables to solve a C# problem...