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  • RE: 4 Queries Required Very Urgent

    ScottPletcher (11/12/2015)

    He wants to do nothing himself. I tried to walk him thru the logic of how to code #4 in his original q, here:

    http://forums.sqlteam.com/t/need-help-case-statement-should-work/4070

    but he refused, instead basically...

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    November 13, 2015 at 4:55 am

    #1839582

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (11/12/2015)

    Sean Lange (11/12/2015)

    Brandie Tarvin (11/12/2015)

    Sean Lange (11/12/2015)

    djj (11/12/2015)

    Grant Fritchey (11/12/2015)

    Still, could be fun. Build out a nested CTE inside a function, use the same table aliases...

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    November 12, 2015 at 8:03 am

    #1839390

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (11/12/2015)

    djj (11/12/2015)

    Grant Fritchey (11/12/2015)

    Still, could be fun. Build out a nested CTE inside a function, use the same table aliases over and over, don't format the code. It'll...

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    November 12, 2015 at 7:30 am

    #1839373

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work (11/12/2015)

    jasona.work (11/12/2015)

    Grant Fritchey (11/12/2015)

    jasona.work (11/12/2015)

    BrainDonor (11/12/2015)

    My Grandmother had an expression, when she thought somebody was being really lazy - "Sit down and I'll walk around for you" - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1735905-392-1.aspx#bm1735907

    I...

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    November 12, 2015 at 7:23 am

    #1839367

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BrainDonor (11/12/2015)

    Brandie Tarvin (11/12/2015)

    Oh I started lying about things like birth date and other stuff a long time ago. Facebook thinks I'm nearly 100 years old.

    I see a lot of...

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    November 12, 2015 at 5:49 am

    #1839327

  • RE: Bing causes display driver to stop functioning

    I think it's some of those pictures causing the issue. Usually I get the display driver problem when they're using the moving pictures.

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    November 12, 2015 at 5:10 am

    #1839315

  • RE: 4 Queries Required Very Urgent

    Vijay,

    If you're aware there are syntax errors, why didn't you fix them before posting the code?

    I'm curious what kind of class you're in where you don't have the resources to...

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    November 12, 2015 at 5:01 am

    #1839311

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (11/11/2015)

    I saw the Comcast one. It's getting crazy.

    I'm about to start giving legitimate companies incorrect information, just so I know if my stuff is released,...

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    November 12, 2015 at 4:55 am

    #1839310

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (11/11/2015)

    The biggest data breach?

    http://www.enterprise-security-today.com/story.xhtml?story_id=99657#

    For a day, at least.

    😉

    Oh, and if you haven't heard yet: http://time.com/4105920/comcast-customer-information/%5B/url%5D

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    November 11, 2015 at 11:11 am

    #1839179

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards-268690 (11/6/2015)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (11/6/2015)

    On the current topic, a very favorite question: When do you use the function "WhatTimeIsIt()"?

    Three options given

    1) To get the current time (wrong)

    2) You don't (correct)

    3)...

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    November 6, 2015 at 11:22 am

    #1838309

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    xsevensinzx (11/6/2015)

    Jeff Moden (11/5/2015)

    Precisely. I couldn't have said it better myself. It's a bit like interviewing a mechanic. If they can't describe the difference between and open...

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    November 6, 2015 at 4:25 am

    #1838184

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (11/5/2015)

    Some day I will meet Jeff in person and perhaps on that day I'll have him do a mini interview just so I can get an idea of...

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    November 5, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    #1838072

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (11/5/2015)

    GilaMonster (11/5/2015)

    Grant Fritchey (11/5/2015)

    I'd strongly suggest looking at Excel and, maybe even more importantly, PowerBI. the technology is wildly different from what we think.

    PowerBI is very pretty, and...

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    November 5, 2015 at 10:21 am

    #1838052

  • RE: A call to ‘LogonUserW’ failed with error code : ‘1385’

    Erland Sommarskog (11/5/2015)

    Glad to see that you got it working. Permit me, however, to point out that the solution was exactly what I was telling you. 🙂

    Um, not quite. Using...

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    November 5, 2015 at 10:14 am

    #1838049

  • RE: A call to ‘LogonUserW’ failed with error code : ‘1385’

    And I appreciate the double-check. Keeps me honest. @=)

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    November 5, 2015 at 9:52 am

    #1838041

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