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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    <headdesk>

    One of my coworkers just came up with the worst joke ever.

    Three DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon after, they leave - they couldn't join a table!

    Will G.

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    March 24, 2016 at 6:15 am

    #1867375

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ed Wagner (3/24/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (3/24/2016)

    Curious about other people's morning (first few minutes / first hour at work) routines. What is yours?

    Mine is: Open email, two copies of SSMS (one non-prod,...

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    March 24, 2016 at 6:12 am

    #1867374

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Curious about other people's morning (first few minutes / first hour at work) routines. What is yours?

    Mine is: Open email, two copies of SSMS (one non-prod, one prod on each...

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    March 24, 2016 at 4:36 am

    #1867353

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work (3/23/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (3/23/2016)

    GAH.

    Late night release last night. The vendor copied and pasted SQL code from a Word doc into the T-SQL job step. Of course the single quotes are...

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    March 23, 2016 at 6:20 am

    #1867049

  • RE: Books Online / Stupid Help Viewer

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/22/2016)

    I've submitted this a few times. The classification of DMVs, DMFs, functions, etc. is a problem for me. I often can't tell if it's in...

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    March 23, 2016 at 4:27 am

    #1867018

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GAH.

    Late night release last night. The vendor copied and pasted SQL code from a Word doc into the T-SQL job step. Of course the single quotes are "smart quotes" so...

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    March 23, 2016 at 4:24 am

    #1867017

  • RE: Books Online / Stupid Help Viewer

    Someone mentioned a setting in a post without mentioning if it was a server, database, or object level setting. I wanted to plug in that phrase and see what popped...

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    March 22, 2016 at 7:59 am

    #1866787

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (3/22/2016)

    In case you're wondering, I'm fine. I didn't have to be in Brussels today, so I avoided all of the commotion...

    I didn't realize you worked in Brussels. Glad...

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    March 22, 2016 at 6:06 am

    #1866728

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BL0B_EATER (3/22/2016)

    Does anyone else have an issue during submitting an article when you paste in some TSQL into the SQL snippet block and save it then go back to it...

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    March 22, 2016 at 4:06 am

    #1866695

  • RE: MSDTC / AlwaysOn

    JeremyE (3/21/2016)

    Distributed transactions for AlwayOn will be supported in SQL 2016 but not SQL 2012.

    https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms366279(v=sql.110).aspx

    Really?

    Thank you for that information, Jeremy.

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    March 22, 2016 at 4:04 am

    #1866693

  • RE: MSDTC / AlwaysOn

    Check the linked server itself and make sure that RPC and RPC Out are both set to TRUE.

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    March 21, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    #1866586

  • RE: SSIS, SSMS packages - need advice

    alicesql (3/21/2016)

    So, in SQL Agent, I chose File System for the SSIS job step Package Source, and point it to the same package location that is used in VS.

    This...

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    March 21, 2016 at 12:31 pm

    #1866584

  • RE: SSIS, SSMS packages - need advice

    alicesql (3/21/2016)

    Now I am under the impression that I must get the package back into SSMS in order to have it run as a job step in SQL Agent. ...

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    March 21, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    #1866583

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alan.B (3/21/2016)

    yb751 (3/21/2016)

    SQLRNNR (3/21/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (3/21/2016)

    Lynn Pettis (3/21/2016)

    Okay, my daughter and I are in Providence, RI. We were scheduled to do campus visit at Johnson & Wales University this...

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    March 21, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    #1866580

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/21/2016)

    Okay, my daughter and I are in Providence, RI. We were scheduled to do campus visit at Johnson & Wales University this morning but they called yesterday...

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    March 21, 2016 at 8:18 am

    #1866471

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