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  • A googolplex bottles of beer on the wall, a googolplex bottles of beer.....

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  • The Dixie Flatline (12/11/2009)


    A googolplex bottles of beer on the wall, a googolplex bottles of beer.....

    Someone going to flatline!!



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  • Speaking of beer....

    I got an email today from Red Gate, the subject was "108 bottles of beer and 16 pizzas"

    The rest of the email was "in the servery" (cafeteria).

    Some days I wish I was in an office.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (12/11/2009)


    Speaking of beer....

    I got an email today from Red Gate, the subject was "108 bottles of beer and 16 pizzas"

    The rest of the email was "in the servery" (cafeteria).

    Some days I wish I was in an office.

    Well, 37 more posts and it's beer time in here.

    :hehe:



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  • The Dixie Flatline (12/11/2009)


    A googolplex bottles of beer on the wall, a googolplex bottles of beer.....

    I don't think I can do that with a Numbers table...

    And can't imagine how SQL would try to deal with the level of cross join necessary to overcome that.

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  • GSquared (12/11/2009)


    On the subject of beer, one of my favorite jokes is that the human body is the world's most efficient machine at turning European beer into American beer. Can't remember where I first heard that one, but thought it was pretty funny!

    I thought that was how they made Mexican Beer...

  • By the time the thread hits 10,000 y'all will be flatlined, passed out drunk from all the bear being passed around - bwahahaha 10,000 shall be mine (or anybody else's who doesn't drink)

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  • Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    On the subject of beer, one of my favorite jokes is that the human body is the world's most efficient machine at turning European beer into American beer. Can't remember where I first heard that one, but thought it was pretty funny!

    I thought that was how they made Mexican Beer...

    Ouch

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  • Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    On the subject of beer, one of my favorite jokes is that the human body is the world's most efficient machine at turning European beer into American beer. Can't remember where I first heard that one, but thought it was pretty funny!

    I thought that was how they made Mexican Beer...

    You also need a donkey and a cactus for Mexican beer. Don't ask me what you do with them. I'm from across the other border.



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  • Steve Jones - Editor (12/11/2009)


    Speaking of beer....

    I got an email today from Red Gate, the subject was "108 bottles of beer and 16 pizzas"

    The rest of the email was "in the servery" (cafeteria).

    Some days I wish I was in an office.

    Now that's a work lunch I doubt I'll ever see served around here.

    They must have sent it out to tease you.

    Greg E

  • CirquedeSQLeil (12/11/2009)


    By the time the thread hits 10,000 y'all will be flatlined, passed out drunk from all the bear being passed around - bwahahaha 10,000 shall be mine (or anybody else's who doesn't drink)

    Hey, it only says "pass it around," no where does it say anything about drinking it. Who knows who made it...

  • Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (12/11/2009)


    By the time the thread hits 10,000 y'all will be flatlined, passed out drunk from all the bear being passed around - bwahahaha 10,000 shall be mine (or anybody else's who doesn't drink)

    Hey, it only says "pass it around," no where does it say anything about drinking it. Who knows who made it...

    The drinking part is implied.

    The more you drink, the less you care who made it.

    :-P:hehe::-P:hehe::w00t:



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  • Alvin Ramard (12/11/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (12/11/2009)


    By the time the thread hits 10,000 y'all will be flatlined, passed out drunk from all the bear being passed around - bwahahaha 10,000 shall be mine (or anybody else's who doesn't drink)

    Hey, it only says "pass it around," no where does it say anything about drinking it. Who knows who made it...

    The drinking part is implied.

    The more you drink, the less you care who made it.

    :-P:hehe::-P:hehe::w00t:

    Well, I'll just pass the bottle as I don't drink beer. The wife would kill me.

  • Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (12/11/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (12/11/2009)


    By the time the thread hits 10,000 y'all will be flatlined, passed out drunk from all the bear being passed around - bwahahaha 10,000 shall be mine (or anybody else's who doesn't drink)

    Hey, it only says "pass it around," no where does it say anything about drinking it. Who knows who made it...

    The drinking part is implied.

    The more you drink, the less you care who made it.

    :-P:hehe::-P:hehe::w00t:

    Well, I'll just pass the bottle as I don't drink beer. The wife would kill me.

    Join in Lynn. Your wife won't know. The more you drink, the more you'll believe me. 😀



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  • Have we decided who gets post 10,000, or is it every man and woman for themselves? With my luck, it will hit 1000 before I get to work in the morning.

    Edit: Wrote 1,000 in previous version of post...we passed that bridge a long time ago. LOL

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