An Ode To Server Central
Why do I love Server Central?
Let me count the ways...
One: articles are relevant and informative,
but yet not too long.
They're clear and concise,
so I never yawn!
(hey, I didn't say this was going to be a good ode!)
Two: email titles contain keywords,
which is ever so kind.
So I can search through them later,
for what I want to find.
(because let's be honest, sometimes there's not time to read all the articles, let alone apply them, until the topic of discussion has become a matter of life-and-death... if not to the programmer then at least to the program!)
Three: Contributors are clever and witty,
sort of like me!
Which makes for good reading,
and way number three!
(yes, I'm really grasping but it's only Tuesday and it's not even 9am yet!!)
Five: information is useful
and always up to date.
Even the boss encourages it,
it's just that great!
(Plus I don't have to feel guilty for work-related internet usage!)
So at half a million members,
it's doing really well.
It's a testament to its greatness
and that's just 'super swell'.
(I'm trying to resurrect such idioms as ‘super swell’, ‘hunky dory’, ‘radical’ and ‘tubular’)
So programmers unite
and congrats, SQL Server Central, on your size!
Now that's the best I can do,
where's my damn prize?!?
(cough- Ipod - cough)