Could You Live Like a DBA?

  • hakim.ali

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    Comments posted to this topic are about the item Could You Live Like a DBA?

    Hakim Ali
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  • andrew.robertson

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    Very amusing. Thanks!

  • Michael Lysons

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    This is the best post ever on SQL Server Central. 😀

  • iainthepitman

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    that made me LOL out loud.

  • Roland Varga

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    Had a good chuckle. Well written.

  • jjeffryes

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    That was amusing. I expecially liked "Scans." Life is like that.

  • jay-h

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    the Backup/Replication actions sound just like what a lot of people do on Facebook.

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    -- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers --

  • hakim.ali

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    Michael Lysons (7/26/2013)


    This is the best post ever on SQL Server Central. 😀

    :Wow:

    Hakim Ali
    www.sqlzen.com

  • jasona.work

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    OK, I now want to try set-based TV watching...

    Anyone got a couch I can sleep on when the wife kicks me out for it? I figure if I use every screen in the house, I can do 12 episodes at a time...

    Mmmm, 12 Bugs Bunny cartoons at once, a big bowl of some sugar-coated cereal on a Saturday morning...

    I'd feel like I was 7 again!

    😀

  • Alvin Ramard

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    What's so funny? Isn't that how we all live? 😎



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  • crmitchell

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    Replication - shouldn't be a problem - just assign that to the Kids role - they're all glued to their mobiles doing exactly that in any event.

  • Rod at work

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    Totally love it!

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  • Hugo Kornelis

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    I am now searching (or rather, scanning) all nooks and corners in my home to find the hidden camera that just has to be installed somewhere. This is exactly my life! :hehe:


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  • Jeff Moden

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    Too funny! "Episode-By-Agonizing-Episode". 😀

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
    "If you think its expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."--Red Adair
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not."
    When you put the right degree of spin on it, the number 3|8 is also a glyph that describes the nature of a DBAs job. 😉

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
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  • Revenant

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    ROTFL

    Thanks, Hakim!

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