April 7, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Paul White NZ (4/7/2010)
WayneS (4/7/2010)
I seeJason'sPaul's QOD is still running 47%, w/ 1250 attempts.*cough*
Whose QotD? 😛 :rolleyes:
Awesome.
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April 7, 2010 at 9:15 pm
WayneS (4/7/2010)
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!If you don't stop right now - I'm going to turn this car around and we will go right home. I mean it! :w00t:
Oh, another thing my wife and I would do. You know all those drop-in babysitting places near malls? Kids don't behave, they go there. Yep, we used them as punishment.
Yikes - that is scary thought.
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April 7, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/7/2010)
Okay, I have read ahead and will heed the warnings. I'll stop.
Thanks. It is the only way to get certain people to stop.
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April 7, 2010 at 9:35 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Wow. My kids typically settle down as soon as I pull over to the side of the road. They know deep down that I would probably carry that one out. I have never carried it out though.
My kids settle down when my voice raises.
April 7, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Steve Jones - Editor
My kids settle down when my voice raises.
You go all squeaky? :unsure:
April 7, 2010 at 9:46 pm
It raises like a V12 Ferrari when you press the accelerator.
April 7, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (4/7/2010)
It raises like a V12 Ferrari when you press the accelerator.
That's the kind of voice raising we like.
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April 7, 2010 at 10:14 pm
WayneS (4/7/2010)
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!If you don't stop right now - I'm going to turn this car around and we will go right home. I mean it! :w00t:
Oh, another thing my wife and I would do. You know all those drop-in babysitting places near malls? Kids don't behave, they go there. Yep, we used them as punishment.
Uhhhh? ... You mean the dumpsters?!?!? Dude, that's sick! :w00t:
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April 7, 2010 at 11:27 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/7/2010)
Okay, I have read ahead and will heed the warnings. I'll stop.Thanks. It is the only way to get certain people to stop.
Only until the next Gibraltar steps over the line, but I'll try to keep it short.
Sometimes you got to do what you got to do.
Just sometimes you find yourself being egged on and you just keep going even though you know you shouldn't.
April 8, 2010 at 1:51 am
WayneS (4/7/2010)
As a parent, you always need to be ready to follow through on any threat that you make. And the sooner you do it, the sooner the kids learn.
So you mean I should do it with my baby girl? She's 9 months old, it couldn't be any sooner than this... 😉
BTW, yesterday she said "Mamma" as her first word ever. My wife melted like snow.
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April 8, 2010 at 5:26 am
Gianluca Sartori (4/8/2010)
WayneS (4/7/2010)
As a parent, you always need to be ready to follow through on any threat that you make. And the sooner you do it, the sooner the kids learn.So you mean I should do it with my baby girl? She's 9 months old, it couldn't be any sooner than this... 😉
BTW, yesterday she said "Mamma" as her first word ever. My wife melted like snow.
That's wonderful. Cherish and remember those moments... because they're the ones that keep you from killing the kids as they get older.
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April 8, 2010 at 6:30 am
Grant Fritchey (4/8/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (4/8/2010)
WayneS (4/7/2010)
As a parent, you always need to be ready to follow through on any threat that you make. And the sooner you do it, the sooner the kids learn.So you mean I should do it with my baby girl? She's 9 months old, it couldn't be any sooner than this... 😉
BTW, yesterday she said "Mamma" as her first word ever. My wife melted like snow.
That's wonderful. Cherish and remember those moments... because they're the ones that keep you from killing the kids as they get older.
You know how at work one aw s**t wipes out a thousand atta boys? In parenting it's one atta boy wipes out a thousand aw s**ts, at least IMHO.
April 8, 2010 at 6:35 am
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April 8, 2010 at 6:41 am
Gianluca Sartori (4/8/2010)
WayneS (4/7/2010)
As a parent, you always need to be ready to follow through on any threat that you make. And the sooner you do it, the sooner the kids learn.So you mean I should do it with my baby girl? She's 9 months old, it couldn't be any sooner than this... 😉
BTW, yesterday she said "Mamma" as her first word ever. My wife melted like snow.
Awesome. Gotta be quite the experience!
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April 8, 2010 at 6:47 am
Lynn Pettis (4/8/2010)
You know how at work one aw s**t wipes out a thousand atta boys? In parenting it's one atta boy wipes out a thousand aw s**ts, at least IMHO.
It's really hard for me to understand the exact meaning of this sentence, but I think I figured out at last.
If I got it right, I totally agree. 😀
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