April 7, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Gift Peddie (4/7/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/7/2010)
Gift Peddie (4/7/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Gift Peddie (4/7/2010)
GSquared (4/7/2010)
Gift Peddie (4/7/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/7/2010)
Gibraltar strikes again. She really needs to learn some tact.Lynn,
When I say a product comes with limitations I know the current internals of the product in comparison to another vendor's version.
Let me repeat again, the sentence below was what I was replying the OP being not current on SQL Server does not explain that sentence. I am stilling waiting for you to provide the needed technical implementation which you have not provided. So your attack is personal, please leave me alone.
I have been nothing but professional with you again don't call me names and please leave me alone.
I was thinking of SQL Server has more limitations than I had initially thought of.
Gift, your reaction to that statement was overly aggressive and lacking in tact. I don't expect manners or tact from you, but I thought I'd mention it anyway. (And yes, you should not expect manners or tact from me. Everyone else on Earth can expect those, just not you. You reap what you sow, and you have sown a huge crop of absurdities, incomprehensibilities, conspiracy theories, and rudeness.)
I will not dignify with an answer.
Two Things
1. You already dignified it with a response.
2. You made the same statement in the other thread and then came and posted the same statement in another thread. That says to the community that you are looking for an argument. At the very least it says that you are behaving contentiously.
The OP you were referencing even read it as a criticism and felt the need to apologize. Do you not see why somebody would say something about that statement?
I don't participate in this thread and have not called anybody names, so my response was appropriate to demonstrate continuity and relevance to the topic.
We haven't called anybody names. We have simply given nicknames to certain individuals, such as yourself, and several others that in many ways fits your SSC persona. It is obvious to many that you have a chip on your shoulder the size of Gibraltar.
And as Gus so eloquently put it:
GSquared (4/7/2010)
Gift Peddie (4/7/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/7/2010)
Gibraltar strikes again. She really needs to learn some tact.Lynn,
When I say a product comes with limitations I know the current internals of the product in comparison to another vendor's version.
Let me repeat again, the sentence below was what I was replying the OP being not current on SQL Server does not explain that sentence. I am stilling waiting for you to provide the needed technical implementation which you have not provided. So your attack is personal, please leave me alone.
I have been nothing but professional with you again don't call me names and please leave me alone.
I was thinking of SQL Server has more limitations than I had initially thought of.
Gift, your reaction to that statement was overly aggressive and lacking in tact. I don't expect manners or tact from you, but I thought I'd mention it anyway. (And yes, you should not expect manners or tact from me. Everyone else on Earth can expect those, just not you. You reap what you sow, and you have sown a huge crop of absurdities, incomprehensibilities, conspiracy theories, and rudeness.)
I have to agree. You want to change our perceptions of you, change yourself. It will be difficult and will take time, but the rewards for making positive changes will be well worth the effort. Or, you can continue in the manner you have shown in the past, in which case you will continue to reap what you sow.
You made a judgement regarding the OP's skills and abilities based on one sentence, and you were not professional or tactful in your response. That is the fact, and you haven't even seen that it was inappropriate nor have you even taken the time to apologize to the OP.
Thanks to the privileged.
Please just stop - everybody. This kind of stuff is a drag and not the reason that many of us come to SSC.
On a sidenote, I now I have a longer and more technically accurate article than many.:w00t:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 7, 2010 at 5:25 pm
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
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SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
April 7, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!
If you don't stop right now - I'm going to turn this car around and we will go right home. I mean it! :w00t:
Jeffrey Williams
“We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.”
― Charles R. Swindoll
How to post questions to get better answers faster
Managing Transaction Logs
April 7, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!
And then put on your pants?
Alternatively
If you kids don't stop right now, you'll be going out to the willow tree to pick your own switch.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 7, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!If you don't stop right now - I'm going to turn this car around and we will go right home. I mean it! :w00t:
Anybody know a parent that really followed through on that threat?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!
If there's any masochist involved you just called to continue :w00t:
Side note:
@jason: no matter how long your post is, it's still only one point. Size doesn't matter. Here. 😀
April 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!If you don't stop right now - I'm going to turn this car around and we will go right home. I mean it! :w00t:
Anybody know a parent that really followed through on that threat?
Yeah - me. Did it once when we were going out to dinner. Never had to do it again. 😀
Jeffrey Williams
“We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.”
― Charles R. Swindoll
How to post questions to get better answers faster
Managing Transaction Logs
April 7, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Paul White NZ (4/7/2010)
Tom.Thomson (4/7/2010)
A bit too easy, I thought.Seriously? Have you tried many other QotDs? Or are you just claiming to be super-intelligent? 😛
I've tried quite a lot of QotDs - but not as many as a lot of people (I'm currently number 1044 in the QotD score ranking, so nowhere near the top). Super-intelligent? Certainly not (but I won't mind if you think I am:-P:-D). But over the last 10 years the buck stopped on my desk, and most of that time I was administering databases on all our customer sites plus all our in-house databases in my spare time so I had to know learn the database stuff thoroughly or I would have been in real trouble. One thing I inherited was a bunch of SPs that set ansi_nulls off as their first statements, and I decided I had better know what that meant so I learnt that stuff back in 2002 (I subsequently discovered by using profiler and by reading every piece of application source code in applications that I thought might use the DB that this set of SPs were never called and in fact had the wrong functionality for the application requirement - indeed none of the SPs in this database were ever called - but by then I knew how non-ansi nulls worked; and I have a pretty good memory when I give it time to kick in as opposed to diving in without thought). I guess I kind of expected that most people here would have learnt it too, but on reflection most people won't have been unlucky enough to inherit such a horrible database, so maybe it's not too easy after all.
Tom
April 7, 2010 at 5:35 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!And then put on your pants?
Alternatively
If you kids don't stop right now, you'll be going out to the willow tree to pick your own switch.
Actually, my first step-father was a flipping monster. He made me go & cut my own switch, on several occasions. I wouldn't do that to just about anyone.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
April 7, 2010 at 5:35 pm
GSquared (4/7/2010)
WayneS (4/6/2010)
Does anyone else around here feel like a rocket scientist?[/u]I used to play with model rockets. Does that count?
Hey, hey, designed small rocket engines for non space rocket devices -- using at first a slide-rule
(anyone remember those computing machines), and then on writing Fortran I code on a IBM 1401.
The Fortran compiler was loaded for each run using 2 full boxes of punched cards, wish we
had disc or diskettes or whatever to do the job.
The most outstanding use of the small rocket engine was
known as thermo-jet torch, used by the chief carver Roy Faulkner at the Confederate
Memorial in Stone Mountain Park, just outside of Atlanta GA.
If you are interested in seeing the memorial:
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG97/stone/faulkner.html
April 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!If you don't stop right now - I'm going to turn this car around and we will go right home. I mean it! :w00t:
Anybody know a parent that really followed through on that threat?
Yeah - me. Did it once when we were going out to dinner. Never had to do it again. 😀
Me too. I actually found it really funny just how slack-jawed the kids were when we pulled back up in front of the house.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
April 7, 2010 at 5:38 pm
lmu92 (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!If there's any masochist involved you just called to continue :w00t:
Side note:
@jason: no matter how long your post is, it's still only one point. Size doesn't matter. Here. 😀
Funny - exercising restraint to not use a 1-liner on that.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 7, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!If you don't stop right now - I'm going to turn this car around and we will go right home. I mean it! :w00t:
Anybody know a parent that really followed through on that threat?
Yeah - me. Did it once when we were going out to dinner. Never had to do it again. 😀
Wow. My kids typically settle down as soon as I pull over to the side of the road. They know deep down that I would probably carry that one out. I have never carried it out though.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 7, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!And then put on your pants?
Alternatively
If you kids don't stop right now, you'll be going out to the willow tree to pick your own switch.
Actually, my first step-father was a flipping monster. He made me go & cut my own switch, on several occasions. I wouldn't do that to just about anyone.
I don't which is worse the fear walking out there to find the switch or the aftermath.
I couldn't do that to anybody either.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 7, 2010 at 5:43 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
Jeffrey Williams-493691 (4/7/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/7/2010)
You kids take this outside or I'm going to get my belt!If you don't stop right now - I'm going to turn this car around and we will go right home. I mean it! :w00t:
Anybody know a parent that really followed through on that threat?
I've followed through with it... only had to do it once, thankfully they learned!
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
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