Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Interesting site bouncing around twitter today by the MVPs.

    Decided to check out

    http://www.uservoice.com

    signed up under http://sqlrnnr.uservoice.com

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  • Grant Fritchey (2/18/2010)


    Roy Ernest (2/18/2010)


    I have also heard rumors like whom you know also counts in the decision making.

    I have heard the same thing, but since the only people I know are right here, I don't think I've got some great advantage over others.

    Now since then, I've met a lot of people. It's kind of cool to be in the club. No lie.

    Ah, but you've written a couple of books. Definitely helps the MVP profile. Not that you didn't deserve it any way.

  • When will we see books from Jack, Lynn and Gus?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • CirquedeSQLeil (2/18/2010)


    When will we see books from Jack, Lynn and Gus?

    Would like to write one, just not too sure about what to write. Some people can write with ease, not so much for me.

  • Grant Fritchey (2/18/2010)


    ... I don't think I've got some great advantage over others...

    SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled

    SQL Server Execution Plans

    There's more than one copy here, and we're not a big department.

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
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  • Chris Morris-439714 (2/19/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (2/18/2010)


    ... I don't think I've got some great advantage over others...

    SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled

    SQL Server Execution Plans

    There's more than one copy here, and we're not a big department.

    Thanks guys, but I was referring to who you know in this case.

    And why no copes of Beginning SQLServer 2008 Administration? Where's the love?

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

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  • Grant Fritchey (2/19/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (2/19/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (2/18/2010)


    ... I don't think I've got some great advantage over others...

    SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled

    SQL Server Execution Plans

    There's more than one copy here, and we're not a big department.

    Thanks guys, but I was referring to who you know in this case.

    And why no copies of Beginning SQLServer 2008 Administration? Where's the love?

    Oh, we've got Professional SQL Server 2008 Internals and Troubleshooting - and the first author to play with, who I believe you met last year. He does all that stuff. Anyway, haven't I bought enough of your books already? πŸ˜›

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • GilaMonster (2/18/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (2/18/2010)


    No kidding. That's more than my house payment.

    It's about 5 times my house payment.

    To give you a rough idea, I pay around R500/month for 512kb/s with a 5GB cap.

    For a 1Mb/s (actually anything from 1Mb/sec to 4 Mb/sec) line with a 16GB cap, I'd pay R1000/month

    If I wanted the 1Mb/sec line with no usage cap it would cost me R3300/month

    Current exchange rate is around R7.50 = $1

    Interesting timing. Just got a mail from my ISP. As of beginning March I'm been bumped to the 4Mb/s line with a 6GB cap, no extra charge.

    Not that I use the full 5GB in an average month, but the thought is nice

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  • Chris Morris-439714 (2/19/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (2/19/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (2/19/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (2/18/2010)


    ... I don't think I've got some great advantage over others...

    SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled

    SQL Server Execution Plans

    There's more than one copy here, and we're not a big department.

    Thanks guys, but I was referring to who you know in this case.

    And why no copies of Beginning SQLServer 2008 Administration? Where's the love?

    Oh, we've got Professional SQL Server 2008 Internals and Troubleshooting - and the first author to play with, who I believe you met last year. He does all that stuff. Anyway, haven't I bought enough of your books already? πŸ˜›

    Christian Bolton? Nice guy. Very smart. I'm reading that book now.

    And until my advance is paid off, no, no has bought enough copies. Everyone should throw away any copies they currently own and buy another, right away. And then do that three more times.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Grant Fritchey (2/19/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (2/19/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (2/19/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (2/19/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (2/18/2010)


    ... I don't think I've got some great advantage over others...

    SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled

    SQL Server Execution Plans

    There's more than one copy here, and we're not a big department.

    Thanks guys, but I was referring to who you know in this case.

    And why no copies of Beginning SQLServer 2008 Administration? Where's the love?

    Oh, we've got Professional SQL Server 2008 Internals and Troubleshooting - and the first author to play with, who I believe you met last year. He does all that stuff. Anyway, haven't I bought enough of your books already? πŸ˜›

    Christian Bolton? Nice guy. Very smart. I'm reading that book now.

    And until my advance is paid off, no, no has bought enough copies. Everyone should throw away any copies they currently own and buy another, right away. And then do that three more times.

    I have the same book. Jimmy bought 3 books as give away and he gave me one. πŸ™‚

    -Roy

  • CirquedeSQLeil (2/18/2010)


    When will we see books from Jack, Lynn and Gus?

    I'm working on one. I have the outline put together, working on turning it into more than that.

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  • GSquared (2/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (2/18/2010)


    When will we see books from Jack, Lynn and Gus?

    I'm working on one. I have the outline put together, working on turning it into more than that.

    If you need any research done or if you need help, please do tell me. I do not have the knowledge or the art for writing books but I would love to be involved in one. πŸ™‚

    -Roy

  • A new poster on SSC (helping in a forum) You all might be interested in his introduction of himself and who knows welcoming him to the community.

    RainbowFfolly

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic867207-131-1.aspx#bm868667

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  • bitbucket-25253 (2/19/2010)


    A new poster on SSC (helping in a forum) You all might be interested in his introduction of himself and who knows welcoming him to the community.

    RainbowFfolly

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic867207-131-1.aspx#bm868667

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (2/18/2010)


    When will we see books from Jack, Lynn and Gus?

    I've considered it, but I've also talked to people who have done it (Grant being one) and I don't think I have the ambition/energy to do it based on those conversations. I would be interested in doing some tech editing and have made myself available to do that for the SQL Server Standard.

    One day I may work on a chapter or 2 and then move forward.

    For anyone who is interested in doing a book, I think doing a a book for Simple-Talk would be a great place to start.

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