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RBarryYoung SSC Guru Points: 143329 More actions · Answer 1

RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
...So what did I win? A Ferrari? Lamborghini? Mercedes? Corvette? ...?

... Cadillac? Jaguar? Buick SUV? Lincoln? ...

[font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung [font="Arial Black"]
Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]

RBarryYoung SSC Guru Points: 143329 More actions · Answer 2

RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
...So what did I win? A Ferrari? Lamborghini? Mercedes? Corvette? ...?
... Cadillac? Jaguar? Buick SUV? Lincoln? ...

... uhh, Mazda? Nissan? Honda? ...

[font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung [font="Arial Black"]
Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]

RBarryYoung SSC Guru Points: 143329 More actions · Answer 3

RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
...So what did I win? A Ferrari? Lamborghini? Mercedes? Corvette? ...?
... Cadillac? Jaguar? Buick SUV? Lincoln? ...
... uhh, Mazda? Nissan? Honda? ...

... Hyundai? Kia? Suzuki? Yamaha? Vespa? ...

[font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung [font="Arial Black"]
Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]

Bru Medishetty SSC-Insane Points: 23606 More actions · Answer 4

RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
...So what did I win? A Ferrari? Lamborghini? Mercedes? Corvette? ...?
... Cadillac? Jaguar? Buick SUV? Lincoln? ...
... uhh, Mazda? Nissan? Honda? ...
... Hyundai? Kia? Suzuki? Yamaha? Vesta? ...

None of them Barry !

You won 2010 Rolls Royce Phantom

Bru Medishetty

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Ron McCullough SSC Guru Points: 63877 More actions · Answer 5

Barry go to this site for a preview of your new car

http://www.modelcars.com/modelcar3162.php

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Ron

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 6

I really thought about pulling a stunt last a doing the countdown all by myself. I knew I would miss it today.

Congrats Barry

As for your new Car...

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 738683 More actions · Answer 7

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

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December 12, 2009 at 12:37 pm

#1091574

It's Saturday, c'mon kids, go outside and play.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 738683 More actions · Answer 8

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

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Points: 738683

December 12, 2009 at 12:43 pm

#1091575

And here I think Barry would like this car

RBarryYoung SSC Guru Points: 143329 More actions · Answer 9

RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/12/2009)
...So what did I win? A Ferrari? Lamborghini? Mercedes? Corvette? ...?
... Cadillac? Jaguar? Buick SUV? Lincoln? ...
... uhh, Mazda? Nissan? Honda? ...
... Hyundai? Kia? Suzuki? Yamaha? Vespa? ...

K2? Schwinn? ... Come on, I'll take anything!

[font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung [font="Arial Black"]
Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]

RBarryYoung SSC Guru Points: 143329 More actions · Answer 10

Steve Jones - Editor (12/12/2009)
... c'mon kids, go outside and play.

Man! How many times did I hear that as a kid! 🙂

[font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung [font="Arial Black"]
Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 11

Too rainy to play outside today, but we went to see "Invictus".

Rugby players eat their dead.

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 12

Steve Jones - Editor (12/12/2009)
And here I think Barry would like this car

Nice

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004641 More actions · Answer 13

Steve Jones - Editor (12/12/2009)
And here I think Barry would like this car

Man, I used to love "Spanky and his gang".

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150468 More actions · Answer 14

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004514 More actions · Answer 15

The Dixie Flatline (12/12/2009)
Too rainy to play outside today, but we went to see "Invictus".
Rugby players eat their dead.

I saw the preview for that. Brought back some memories. I still remember the country's response when Mandela appeared at the rugby game wearing the springbok rugby shirt.

Guess most people outside the country wouldn't really understand...

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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