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    Lutz
    A pessimist is an optimist with experience.

    How to get fast answers to your question[/url]
    How to post performance related questions[/url]
    Links for Tally Table [/url] , Cross Tabs [/url] and Dynamic Cross Tabs [/url], Delimited Split Function[/url]

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  • Lynn Pettis (12/24/2014)


    ... Mark one off, 65 days on the calendar to go. 65 days on the calendar to go, 65 days to go, ...

    Stay safe, Lynn. And Merry Christmas, ol' friend.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (12/24/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/24/2014)


    ... Mark one off, 65 days on the calendar to go. 65 days on the calendar to go, 65 days to go, ...

    Stay safe, Lynn. And Merry Christmas, ol' friend.

    Merry Christmas, Jeff.

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  • Happy Holidays to everyone!

    I wish that you can enjoy quality time with your families and beloved ones and may the new year bring you happiness and growth (hopefully not in clothing sizes.).

    Luis C.
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  • Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (12/23/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Okay, I have a question about PASS 2015. I can save a lot of money by registering for PASS 2015 now. My question is when do I make my hotel/flight reservations?

    I would have thought the sooner the better or am I misunderstanding the question?

    😎

    I am just waiting for my end of year check before I register for PASS 2015. Just not sure if I should also make my hotel and airline reservations now or wait until closer to the conference. This will be my first time going to a PASS Conference.

    I'd wait until a month or two prior to Summit 15.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • SQLRNNR (12/26/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (12/23/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Okay, I have a question about PASS 2015. I can save a lot of money by registering for PASS 2015 now. My question is when do I make my hotel/flight reservations?

    I would have thought the sooner the better or am I misunderstanding the question?

    😎

    I am just waiting for my end of year check before I register for PASS 2015. Just not sure if I should also make my hotel and airline reservations now or wait until closer to the conference. This will be my first time going to a PASS Conference.

    I'd wait until a month or two prior to Summit 15.

    So hotel and airline reservations around August?

  • Lynn Pettis (12/26/2014)


    SQLRNNR (12/26/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (12/23/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Okay, I have a question about PASS 2015. I can save a lot of money by registering for PASS 2015 now. My question is when do I make my hotel/flight reservations?

    I would have thought the sooner the better or am I misunderstanding the question?

    😎

    I am just waiting for my end of year check before I register for PASS 2015. Just not sure if I should also make my hotel and airline reservations now or wait until closer to the conference. This will be my first time going to a PASS Conference.

    I'd wait until a month or two prior to Summit 15.

    So hotel and airline reservations around August?

    Around about that time. Airfare doesn't typically increase until less than a month prior to the travel date.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • SQLRNNR (12/26/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/26/2014)


    SQLRNNR (12/26/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (12/23/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Okay, I have a question about PASS 2015. I can save a lot of money by registering for PASS 2015 now. My question is when do I make my hotel/flight reservations?

    I would have thought the sooner the better or am I misunderstanding the question?

    😎

    I am just waiting for my end of year check before I register for PASS 2015. Just not sure if I should also make my hotel and airline reservations now or wait until closer to the conference. This will be my first time going to a PASS Conference.

    I'd wait until a month or two prior to Summit 15.

    So hotel and airline reservations around August?

    Around about that time. Airfare doesn't typically increase until less than a month prior to the travel date.

    Crossing the pond it's either book early or start swimming:-D

    😎

  • Luis Cazares (12/26/2014)


    Happy Holidays to everyone!

    I wish that you can enjoy quality time with your families and beloved ones and may the new year bring you happiness and growth (hopefully not in clothing sizes.).

    Heh... too late. I'm officially a "fat bastard". 😀

    Here's to you and yours, Luis. May the new year be good to you all.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (12/26/2014)


    Luis Cazares (12/26/2014)


    Happy Holidays to everyone!

    I wish that you can enjoy quality time with your families and beloved ones and may the new year bring you happiness and growth (hopefully not in clothing sizes.).

    Heh... too late. I'm officially a "fat bastard". 😀

    Here's to you and yours, Luis. May the new year be good to you all.

    Holiday greetings to you all or in other words (guess the languages :-D)

    😎

    Gleðileg jól og farsælt nýtt ár!

    Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

    Buon Natale e felice anno nuovo!

    Frohe weihnachten und ein gutes neues jahr!

    Glædelig jul og godt nytår

    God Jul och Gott Nytt År!

    God jul og godt nytt år!

    Hyvää joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!

  • Eirikur Eiriksson (12/26/2014)


    Jeff Moden (12/26/2014)


    Luis Cazares (12/26/2014)


    Happy Holidays to everyone!

    I wish that you can enjoy quality time with your families and beloved ones and may the new year bring you happiness and growth (hopefully not in clothing sizes.).

    Heh... too late. I'm officially a "fat bastard". 😀

    Here's to you and yours, Luis. May the new year be good to you all.

    Holiday greetings to you all or in other words (guess the languages :-D)

    😎

    Gleðileg jól og farsælt nýtt ár!

    Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

    Buon Natale e felice anno nuovo!

    Frohe weihnachten und ein gutes neues jahr!

    Glædelig jul og godt nytår

    God Jul och Gott Nytt År!

    God jul og godt nytt år!

    Hyvää joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!

    One of them is Icelandic but I have no idea which.

  • Lynn Pettis (12/23/2014)


    Okay, I have a question about PASS 2015. I can save a lot of money by registering for PASS 2015 now. My question is when do I make my hotel/flight reservations?

    Depends on the hotel you want to stay at. If you're looking to stay at the Sheraton, with all the cool kids (I don't stay there), make your reservation now. Other hotels, 3 months out usually works.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

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    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

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