October 18, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Sean Lange (10/18/2011)
The pants??? You can't handle the pants!!!
So good it deserved a second pantsing
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October 18, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Mighty Morphin' Power Pants
Ah ha! I see your pants is as big as mine!
A long, long time ago, in a pants far, far away...
The pellet with the poison is in the pants with the ants, the slacks with the axe has the brew that is true.
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October 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm
I will not eat them on a train. I will not eat them on a plane. I do not like green eggs and pants.
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October 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Does this butt make my pants look big??
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October 18, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Mom, Dad! Don't touch it! It's pants!
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October 18, 2011 at 2:10 pm
For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to pants...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Can you feel the pants tonight?
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October 18, 2011 at 2:15 pm
pants pants pants pants...
...pants pants pants egg and pants; pants pants pants pants pants pants baked beans pants pants pants...
Have you got anything without pants?
Well, there's pants egg sausage and pants, that's not got much pants in it.
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October 18, 2011 at 2:18 pm
In the Pants of Life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Pants , the Pants of Life
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October 18, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Booger: "Big deal! Did you get in her pants? "
Oh wait, we were supposed to replace a word with pants 😀
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October 18, 2011 at 3:41 pm
So, that's what do you get when suffering a SQLServer overdose at SQLpass ... Pantoriosis
😀
G'night y'all
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October 18, 2011 at 3:48 pm
ALZDBA (10/18/2011)
So, that's what do you get when suffering a SQLServer overdose at SQLpass ... Pantoriosis😀
G'night y'all
Nope - it would be Multiple Pantosis
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October 18, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
@steve-2, looks like we figured out how to get your 300 hits in your pants daily, just as you requested from us 😀
Now that is some pantastic news!!!
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October 18, 2011 at 4:01 pm
....Filling in the pants to get it up to a nice round number.
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