October 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Pants in Space
October 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm
"You must pants her, and pants her well. And after you have pantsed her, you may do with her as you like"
Dingo in castle anthrax.
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October 18, 2011 at 1:35 pm
"I'm your pants" -- Doc Holiday in Tomestone
October 18, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Pigs in pants
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October 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Are you feeling lucky, Pants?
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October 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Show me the Pants!!!
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October 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Pants got to eat, same as worms.
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October 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm
There's no pants like home.
It's a pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants world.
Use the pants, Luke.
Of all the pants joints in all the world, you had to walk into mine.
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnntttttssssss!!!!!! -- William Shatner, Wrath of Pants.
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just once chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR PANTS!!!!
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October 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Looks like pants
smells like pants
tastes like pants
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October 18, 2011 at 1:46 pm
First place is a new Cadillac.
Second place is a set of steak knives
Third prize: You're pantsed!
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October 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Cant we please leave the pants alone?
The Thread is not going to like all the pants.
-Roy
October 18, 2011 at 1:56 pm
The pants??? You can't handle the pants!!!
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October 18, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Pantsity pants pants pants
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October 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Pants and Repants are in a boat, Pants falls out, who is left?
October 18, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Lynn Pettis (10/18/2011)
Pants and Repants are in a boat, Pants falls out, who is left?
The moon
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