July 25, 2011 at 11:16 am
GilaMonster (7/25/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (7/25/2011)
mtillman-921105 (7/25/2011)
Too many of these posters don't realize the level of expertise that they are getting here. Maybe you all need more intimidating titles like "Grand Intergalactic SQL Master" or something. 🙂 Or, at least displaying the alphabet soup might make one or two pause before challenging your advice.Alphabet soup doesn't help. Just a few weeks ago, someone we tried to help insisted on the opinion of Microsoft employees or "true" SQL experts.
Link? Title? Please?
I remember that one also... can't find it now. :angry:
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
July 25, 2011 at 11:17 am
mtillman-921105 (7/25/2011)
Too many of these posters don't realize the level of expertise that they are getting here. Maybe you all need more intimidating titles like "Grand Intergalactic SQL Master" or something. 🙂 Or, at least displaying the alphabet soup might make one or two pause before challenging your advice.
I'll probably add a couple items sometime, but just a couple, not the entire list.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
July 25, 2011 at 11:38 am
GilaMonster (7/25/2011)
I just had a fun one. Told someone that they shouldn't run Backup log with truncate only as it breaks the log chain. So they reference an article that they say refutes what I'm saying. The article they linked to is one I wrote.😀
ROFLOL
Gail has decided to take on a split personality 😉
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 25, 2011 at 11:40 am
mtillman-921105 (7/25/2011)
Too many of these posters don't realize the level of expertise that they are getting here. Maybe you all need more intimidating titles like "Grand Intergalactic SQL Master" or something. 🙂 Or, at least displaying the alphabet soup might make one or two pause before challenging your advice.
I think it should be Alphabet soup with meatballs.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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July 25, 2011 at 11:41 am
GilaMonster (7/25/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (7/25/2011)
mtillman-921105 (7/25/2011)
Too many of these posters don't realize the level of expertise that they are getting here. Maybe you all need more intimidating titles like "Grand Intergalactic SQL Master" or something. 🙂 Or, at least displaying the alphabet soup might make one or two pause before challenging your advice.Alphabet soup doesn't help. Just a few weeks ago, someone we tried to help insisted on the opinion of Microsoft employees or "true" SQL experts.
Link? Title? Please?
It was Syed if me recall correctly.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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July 25, 2011 at 11:42 am
Gianluca Sartori (7/25/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (7/25/2011)
mtillman-921105 (7/25/2011)
Too many of these posters don't realize the level of expertise that they are getting here. Maybe you all need more intimidating titles like "Grand Intergalactic SQL Master" or something. 🙂 Or, at least displaying the alphabet soup might make one or two pause before challenging your advice.Alphabet soup doesn't help. Just a few weeks ago, someone we tried to help insisted on the opinion of Microsoft employees or "true" SQL experts.
OK: my rate is $300/hr.
If I cost as much as Microsoft I must be a "true" SQL expert. :hehe:
Ooooh - brainstorming. I think that is a good rate.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
July 25, 2011 at 11:44 am
GilaMonster (7/25/2011)
mtillman-921105 (7/25/2011)
Too many of these posters don't realize the level of expertise that they are getting here. Maybe you all need more intimidating titles like "Grand Intergalactic SQL Master" or something. 🙂 Or, at least displaying the alphabet soup might make one or two pause before challenging your advice.I'll probably add a couple items sometime, but just a couple, not the entire list.
Just now noticing that your soup is gone from the sig.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
July 25, 2011 at 11:46 am
SQLRNNR (7/25/2011)
mtillman-921105 (7/25/2011)
Too many of these posters don't realize the level of expertise that they are getting here. Maybe you all need more intimidating titles like "Grand Intergalactic SQL Master" or something. 🙂 Or, at least displaying the alphabet soup might make one or two pause before challenging your advice.I think it should be Alphabet soup with meatballs.
Wasn't that thread deleted or at least closed by Steve? Maybe he could remember which on it is.
July 25, 2011 at 11:50 am
Don't believe that I deleted that thread, or at least don't remember that.
July 25, 2011 at 11:52 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/25/2011)
Don't believe that I deleted that thread, or at least don't remember that.
That's because you deleted it so thoroughly. I don't know how many levels down Leo had to go, but I haven't seen him since...
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
July 25, 2011 at 11:53 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/25/2011)
Don't believe that I deleted that thread, or at least don't remember that.
Ya but you closed it.
It's Syed that wanted a MS link, so we're still looking for the thread in question.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1134935-146-1.aspx
July 25, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Actually, it's not that post, Ninja. There was another one that I responded to in the first few posts and the guy didn't want to listen to me, Gus, and Jason. ... And possibly you.
Then Steve had to jump in. I posted the link on The Thread a while back. I just don't remember which it was.
July 25, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/25/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/25/2011)
Don't believe that I deleted that thread, or at least don't remember that.Ya but you closed it.
It's Syed that wanted a MS link, so we're still looking for the thread in question.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1134935-146-1.aspx
I think it is that thread - though it doesn't outright say it.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
July 25, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Brandie Tarvin (7/25/2011)
Actually, it's not that post, Ninja. There was another one that I responded to in the first few posts and the guy didn't want to listen to me, Gus, and Jason. ... And possibly you.Then Steve had to jump in. I posted the link on The Thread a while back. I just don't remember which it was.
Hmmmm - they all blend together
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
July 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm
SQLRNNR (7/25/2011)
GilaMonster (7/25/2011)
mtillman-921105 (7/25/2011)
Too many of these posters don't realize the level of expertise that they are getting here. Maybe you all need more intimidating titles like "Grand Intergalactic SQL Master" or something. 🙂 Or, at least displaying the alphabet soup might make one or two pause before challenging your advice.I'll probably add a couple items sometime, but just a couple, not the entire list.
Just now noticing that your soup is gone from the sig.
It's been gone for weeks, maybe longer. Took it out after I noticed that Syed's response to me putting the qualifications in was to expand his sig further so that it was longer and had more items than mine. 🙁
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
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