October 28, 2010 at 11:00 am
GilaMonster (10/28/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
GilaMonster (10/28/2010)
Woot. Just got a mail fom my ISP. Bandwidth cap permanently increased by 1 GB, no additional charge. Excellent!AWESOME! Time to start watching some shows! @=)
I was more thinking of hitting MSDN downloads and DNRTV. 😉
Everyone here is my witness! @=) The last two letters in that sentence are "TV". (hee)
What is DNRTV?
October 28, 2010 at 11:05 am
GilaMonster (10/28/2010)
Woot. Just got a mail fom my ISP. Bandwidth cap permanently increased by 1 GB, no additional charge. Excellent!
Excellent!
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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October 28, 2010 at 11:05 am
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
GilaMonster (10/28/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
GilaMonster (10/28/2010)
Woot. Just got a mail fom my ISP. Bandwidth cap permanently increased by 1 GB, no additional charge. Excellent!AWESOME! Time to start watching some shows! @=)
I was more thinking of hitting MSDN downloads and DNRTV. 😉
Everyone here is my witness! @=) The last two letters in that sentence are "TV". (hee)
What is DNRTV?
I have no idea, but I'm going with my first reaction. It's really bad programming for the braindead... Do Not Resucitate TeleVision. :w00t:
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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October 28, 2010 at 11:06 am
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
Waving to Grant across the interwebs while listening to him present on execution plans!
Oh, that was you? Sorry I didn't wave back. Man, I need to work on my examples a bit.
I hate talking to a wall for presentations.
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October 28, 2010 at 11:07 am
Jeff Moden (10/28/2010)
Tom.Thomson (10/28/2010)
Jeff Moden (10/27/2010)
If you wanted a small jingle... (sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat")
You shouldn't mention that in an SQL forum: "Row" is unspeakable, think of columns and sets instead. :hehe:
It just sounded so much better than "Record, Record, Record Your Boat" as others may say. 😀
And "Tuple, tuple, tuple your boat" sounds vaguely sexual... or I have an even dirtier mind than .... never mind, I figured it out.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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October 28, 2010 at 11:08 am
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
What is DNRTV?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
October 28, 2010 at 11:24 am
GSquared (10/28/2010)
Jeff Moden (10/28/2010)
Tom.Thomson (10/28/2010)
Jeff Moden (10/27/2010)
If you wanted a small jingle... (sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat")
You shouldn't mention that in an SQL forum: "Row" is unspeakable, think of columns and sets instead. :hehe:
It just sounded so much better than "Record, Record, Record Your Boat" as others may say. 😀
And "Tuple, tuple, tuple your boat" sounds vaguely sexual... or I have an even dirtier mind than .... never mind, I figured it out.
See, I was thinking "Set, set, set your boat", but that sounds like you've either been carrying it, pouring a concrete one or making it permanently stationary.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
October 28, 2010 at 11:35 am
Non-sequitur.
Someone put eyeballs in my candy dish.
October 28, 2010 at 11:37 am
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
Non-sequitur.Someone put eyeballs in my candy dish.
Sounds like Halloween!
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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October 28, 2010 at 11:40 am
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
Non-sequitur.Someone put eyeballs in my candy dish.
Honestly, I'd say that's much preferable to someone putting candy in your eyeball dish (sockets).
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
October 28, 2010 at 11:43 am
Stefan Krzywicki (10/28/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
Non-sequitur.Someone put eyeballs in my candy dish.
Honestly, I'd say that's much preferable to someone putting candy in your eyeball dish (sockets).
BAH! I always enjoy a little eye-candy. Makes the day go faster. More pleasurable too. Consider it a compliment, Brandie!
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October 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Grant Fritchey (10/28/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
Waving to Grant across the interwebs while listening to him present on execution plans!Oh, that was you? Sorry I didn't wave back. Man, I need to work on my examples a bit.
I hate talking to a wall for presentations.
Grant, you should have done it like Jeff and our user group did it. You would have been talking to us instead of the wall. 🙂 Ask Jeff, we rocked on out first Net meeting. 🙂
-Roy
October 28, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Grant Fritchey (10/28/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/28/2010)
Waving to Grant across the interwebs while listening to him present on execution plans!Oh, that was you? Sorry I didn't wave back. Man, I need to work on my examples a bit.
I hate talking to a wall for presentations.
Hang pictures of naked people on you wall then it'll feel just like a real audience. 😛
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October 28, 2010 at 12:23 pm
I should have sent Grant some of my eyeballs. Then he'd feel like he was being watched.
Or he would have been too busy eating them to talk. @=)
October 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/27/2010)
BTW, SSC usually has a blogger at the blogger table during the PASS Summit. Usually it's me, someone that can take notes during keynotes and post them. Since I won't be there....any of you rapid posters want to lug a laptop to the keynote each day and take some notes and post a blog? One a day is fine, more are better, but up to you.
Ping me if you want the spot.
Steve,
Which of these is correct:
DELETE FROM Steve WHERE Location = 'Summit'
or
DELETE FROM Summit WHERE Location = 'Blogger Table' AND PersonFullName = 'Steve Jones'
I'm hoping the second, not the first.
Chad
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