The DBA's Twelve Days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

A table with a primary key

On the second day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the third day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the fourth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the fifth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Five execution plans

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the sixth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Six unnested views

Five execution plans

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the seventh day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Seven maintenance jobs

Six unnested views

Five execution plans

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the eighth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Eight tables to remove

Seven maintenance jobs

Six unnested views

Five execution plans

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the ninth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Nine unit tests

Eight tables to remove

Seven maintenance jobs

Six unnested views

Five execution plans

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the 10th day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Ten database containers

Nine unit tests

Eight tables to remove

Seven maintenance jobs

Six unnested views

Five execution plans

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the 11th day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Eleven Extended Events

Ten database containers

Nine unit tests

Eight tables to remove

Seven maintenance jobs

Six unnested views

Five execution plans

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

On the 12th day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me

Twelve tickets already closed

Eleven Extended Events

Ten database containers

Nine unit tests

Eight tables to remove

Seven maintenance jobs

Six unnested views

Five execution plans

Four database roles

Three stored procs

Two Foreign Keys, and

A table with a primary key

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