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2009-06-10
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Blog Posts
A Big Thinker?
I got quite the mention from Robert Cain over at ArcaneCode in a blog recently. He listed me as a...
2009-06-09
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One Database, One Server
As background, I've never been a fan of multiple instances. It's a useful thing to have available and I use...
2009-06-09
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PASS Connector Editorial for June 3, 2009
I currently write the editorial for the PASS Connector which is published every two weeks as part of my role...
2009-06-09
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Speaking At Space Coast SQL Users Group On June 11
Just a quick note to mention that I'm speaking at the next Space Coast SQL Users Group on Thursday, June...
2009-06-09
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SQL Saturday Eval Results
I received my evaluation summary from Karla Remail for this weekend's SQL Saturday event. The results are as follows:
Expectations: 0...
2009-06-09
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Starting Conversations - Part 6
As I've related previously (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5) I've been working author and speaker...
2009-06-09
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Transparent Data Encryption - Encrypting the Log
One of the interesting things about Transparent Data Encryption is that it tries to ensure that your data, whenever it...
2009-06-09
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Call for Speakers for SQLSaturday #16 in Miramar, FL on August 8, 2009
Scott Klein still needs a few more speakers for the first ever SQLSaturday in Miramar (basically Miami). So far Jeff...
2009-06-08
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Gathering in the Corner - SQLSaturday #14
I'm done with SQLSaturday #14, actually stuck in Pensacola for an extra night, but that's another story.
It was a great...
2009-06-08
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Blogs
Five Ways Redshift Serverless Quietly Eats Your Budget
It is Friday, the queries are running, and nobody is watching the bill. That...
A Career of Memories
By Steve Jones
Annabel retired from Redgate Software this week. Across most of my career at Redgate,...
Rethinking Index Maintenance: Why avg_fragmentation_in_percent Is Outdated and What You Should Do Instead
By Tim Radney
As a SQL Server DBA with years of experience tuning production environments, I’ve seen...
Forums
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Changes, Happiness, and a Few Tears
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BCP on Linux
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BCP on Linux
When running bcp on Linux, what is the field terminator?
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