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Limited Time Offer: Licensing by Scale for SQL Server


Limited Time Offer: Licensing by Scale for SQL Server

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I almost forwarded this to my manager. I should have known it was to good to be true.
Good one.
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REDRUM!
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I almost forwarded this to my manager. I should have known it was to good to be true.
Good one.

+1. Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!!!!!!!!! Hehe Hehe Hehe
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Not sure that its really in the best of taste to do this on a release day... Smile



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It's good to see that U.S. citizens have April Fool's as well but does further beg the question why MS would attempt to release 2014 today as they aren't known for any sense of humour.
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We're actively reviewing our licensing RIGHT NOW. So you pulled me in with this one. I should have realized it was fake, given that the links to the "new" licensing documents still explicitly reference 2012.

By the way, as of 9:19ET, Microsoft still hasn't updated their website, so this, your newsletter, and the PASS mailing sponsored by Microsoft all still link to 2014 CTP2.

Way to coordinate, MS!
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Why you gotta be like that for? Dashed my hopes to bits.
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It's time for MS to follow the TurboTax model, and provide an app that asks the right questions, interprets your requirements and comes up with a recommendation (or choices). It could also allow you to experiment with different configurations to see how they play out.

If income tax can be managed through an app, I'm sure licensing can.

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hahhahahha :-P

Rotten bastid!!

hahahahah!
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