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jeff.mason (5/3/2016)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 3, 2016 at 2:13 pm
GilaMonster (5/3/2016)
There is 'normal...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 3, 2016 at 9:38 am
What a kooky aspect of this statement, but thanks for the question!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 2, 2016 at 7:44 am
Great question, thanks.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 30, 2016 at 7:59 am
mtassin (2/4/2013)
1. Capture the wait stats every 15 minutes
2. Store the current captured value into a staging table
3. Calculate the differences...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 27, 2016 at 2:30 pm
Thanks for this article!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 27, 2016 at 2:27 pm
Thanks so much for this query. Is there a similar one for retrieving tempdb log space used per SPID?
I'd like to track such a query for an issue where...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 23, 2016 at 4:42 pm
Perry Whittle (4/8/2016)
Do you know who the user is running the query and the actual query they're running.
If...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 20, 2016 at 8:23 am
Toreador (4/18/2016)
Currently showing a 99% success rate?!?
How could someone get the question wrong? There is only one choice.
I guess maybe they clicked Submit without clicking the radio button first?
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 18, 2016 at 9:42 am
jeff.mason (4/14/2016)
Grant Fritchey (4/13/2016)
However, let's say Staging is really Staging, a place to validate deployments prior to production. Then no. I wouldn't have backups...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 14, 2016 at 12:22 pm
lptech (4/14/2016)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 14, 2016 at 12:08 pm
sestell1 (4/13/2016)
Apparently I didn't. :Whistling:Wow Microsoft. Really?
Same here. I am not sure of the point of this kind of indiscriminate masking to '.com'. Seems like a recipe for...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 13, 2016 at 12:06 pm
jeff.mason (4/13/2016)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 13, 2016 at 9:42 am
GilaMonster (6/18/2015)
Please note: 4 year old thread.And you can run CheckDB on TempDB. It doesn't do the same amount of checks as for other databases, but it can be run.
Thanks,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 12, 2016 at 9:46 am
TheSQLGuru (4/8/2016)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 8, 2016 at 12:42 pm
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